How Does A Restaurant Get Considered For A Michelin Star?
Food Challenge - A Carrot and a Red Onion
Let’s see: artfully arranged mini-carrot and onion shavings, giant plate, touch of garnish, all for $150.
Should be good for at least two stars.
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen…
Japan and technology.
You know, fire is a technology
** Jewish Dopers: Tips and Tricks for Challah, Please
Why didn’t hot dogs catch on like hamburgers?**
May contain pork, which is not kosher
Coincidental sequential threads on CNN:
**If you drive an expensive car you’re probably a jerk, scientists say
The new Cadillac Escalade can drive itself
These Ford GTs are now worth more than $1 million
First new 2020 Corvette auctioned for $3 million
Porsche’s first electric car is pricey but insanely fun
**
This doesn’t look good for Cadillac, GT, Corvette or Porsche drivers…
Mass Killings in the United States, 2020
So, the cops knock at my door
It was a good run, but you knew it had to end sometime. 
Mass Killings in the United States, 2020
To hell with taco trucks on every corner
It might be a good idea to bring a sack lunch today.
** I Am Not Okay With This
Tell me about backyard smokers**
I am not okay with you smoking in my backyard
Multiple deaths in shooting at Molson Coors in Milwaukee
So, the cops knock at my door
You have a reputation.
** Why didn’t hot dogs catch on like hamburgers?
Should serving hot dogs with ketchup rather than mustard & relish be punished by death?**
Asked and answered
What message would it take to make obesity rates plummet dramatically?
Just shoot the hippos!
OK, first of all, you shouldn’t call people who are struggling with a weight problem “hippos”…
Ramblings on male and female dress codes at work
How do you hold your hot dog?
Thankfully I don’t have to worry about that, as my dress code specifically forbids Renaissance court tights for men.
It’s been a while since I had a good spit-take.
US Signs peace accord with Taliban
It’s now been zero days since a spit-take.
Guys wearing their belt buckles off-center
Quirky hobbies/pastimes which you suspect only you partake in
When I’m in the mood for an especially daring fashion statement, I’ll wear a T-shirt with the label * outside * the collar.
You’ve been kidnapped! How do you post?
It’s funny and sad to see retail try to save itself
Sorry bud, you ain’t leaving this here J.C. Penney until you buy somethin’.
Should serving hot dogs with ketchup rather than mustard & relish be punished by death?
Why didn’t hot dogs catch on like hamburgers?
Because hamburger places don’t threaten to execute people who ask for ketchup?
Misread thread titles
Paltrow introduces vagina scented candle
Wait, that’s not a misread thread title! :eek:
** Sex Work in New Zealand - Can It Be Paired With Other Jobs?
What can I make out of 200 spent NO2 canisters?**
Depends - are you in New Zealand?
resolved - I will no longer hate Trump supporters
I pit the South
Well, you gotta hate somebody.
Joker gets 11 Oscar Nominations. I still say it sucked.
Your top-3 needle drops in movies
I’d say that’s more of a “hot take” than a “needle drop”.
** How concerned are you about this Coronavirus?
Interacting with son’s best friend’s dad**
Don’t do it! You could catch Coronavirus!
Misread thread titles
Paltrow introduces vagina scented candle
That’s VINEGAR scented candle, you dolt