Do some races smell…stronger than others?
Passive Zombies
They do get a wee bit rank.
What does it mean when a woman says “I’m comfortable with you.”
Bathroom scales are worthless in the MMP
Hey now, men can be so comfortable they don’t feel the need to check their weight, too!
** What does it mean when a woman says “I’m comfortable with you.”
A quick little English grammar lesson…
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Doctors and Prostitutes - What’s with the red light?
Universal symbols
Oh, really, I couldn’t have guessed? :dubious:
Betelgeuse is more than 700 light-years away, so …
How long can a virus survive outside of a host?
Why can’t the Betelgeusites just fax their viruses to us like normal aliens?
** Why did the Founding Fathers use such flowery prose?
1800(?)s Insult**
Verily, all Experience hath shewn that thou art possessed of immense Stupidity, such as to constitute a Flaming Twit.
Did tall races of 8’ ever exist?
Airline passenger etiquette: reclining your seat
They used to exist, but were all wiped out in airplane seat-reclining skirmishes.
**Mass Killings in the United States, 2020
Atheists and Satanists sabotage Twitter poll
Alternatives to Teen sex - hey kids, try toe sucking instead.
Anyone know people who play relationship games like playing hard to get or have sex?
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I think that could be a new movie franchise.
** Who are you, O Cat?
New species of bird found in LV, the Western pigeon**
Better figure out the cat thing fast, if you want to stick around.
** top of the mornin’ to you
Rush Limbaugh Has Lung Cancer
Too clever for his own good
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Nelson Muntz voice: HA! ha!
** What music are you listening to now?
Songs about Rainbows**
Other than salt in the water, what other things do ocean fish need in captivity?
Rabbits & Carrots
What made you sad today?
The problem with the dark craft beer situation these days.
:(:(:(:(
Drinking nitroglycerin
Would you die from 11 meters drop
Maybe you should stop following the 2020 Presidential campaign.
A mundane victory, please add yours
Flat-Earther builds a rocket
The flight, however, was not.
Have you ever heard of these attraction/seduction programs?
Tell me about your skydiving experiences (especially first-timers)
“Attraction programs” while skydiving? When I was a kid we just called it “gravity”.
**What are Your Mantras to Get You Through Anxiety, Panic, Stress, Despair and/or Impending Doom?
Define “lying”.
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Betelgeuse is more than 700 light-years away, so …
Could polar bears survive in Antarctica?
Once it blows up, they could because the supernova will be so hot amirite?
**What’s a fatal dose of tooth paste?
Drinking nitroglycerin**
I’m going to kill myself by mouth, one way or the other!
How concerned are you about this Coronavirus?
APTs, Solzhenitsyn, insects – the future is dire. Very very dire.
With patter like that, it’s no wonder you never get a second date.