UK attacked France in 1940 in WW 2
This is Why We Have No Hand Sanitizer
** Words that have suddenly become very popular
Vegas, Baby**
** US national lockdown coming…as early as Tuesday
I will never use Travelocity again**
Entertaining yourself while staying inside- recommendations?
Vegas, Baby
Technically, a casino is “inside”.
Being banned from forums.
Other forums.
Not this forum! God, no! Other forums.
Right now, in MPSIPMS:
**How are you personally affected by the Corona Virus?
Atlantic City Casinos shutting down
Any good news re: COVID-19? ( 1 2)
Coronavirus Having a Negative Impact on Blood Donations
Coronavirus–I don’t get it.[hoarding toilet paper]
Coronavirus is going to make Americans EVEN MORE LONELY
Coronavirus COVID-19 (2019-nCoV) Thread - Breaking News
COVID-19 closures, postponements and cancellation **
That’s an 8-fer run.
Well, that 8-fer run didn’t last long. There’s now a forum with 47 threads on the topic.
** Being banned from forums.
WHO would actually evict Trump from the White House?**
That might be a little beyond the moderators’ pay grade. Better call on TubaDiva.
People On Respirators Face Down
Help with Spanish, please
And speak up, huh? You’re all muffled. 
** Atlantic City Casinos shutting down
Prostate, again**
Must be a heluva enlarged prostate
What’s a gallon of regular gas going for where you live (state or country)?
Amputation
Talk about an arm and a leg!
Somewhat undercut by the fact that the price of gas is actually plunging.
** Tell me about your craziest coincidences
Being banned from forums**
And right after posting scatological rants about the mods! It’s the darndest thing.
** The World is shutting down…last time?
Is this a census scam?**
They’re a lot easier to count when they’re all stuck at home. hee, hee.
Doctors and Prostitutes - What’s with the red light?
Is it possible to explain “sticky contents” without using computer terminology?
Absolutely. Sticky contents is what doctors and prostitutes deal with.
I just learnt what the word ‘SARS’ means in Turkish
I want a kitten
Unfortunately no one in Turkey took the “I want a kitten” virus seriously.
Can you fight Nihilism?
Axe handle
My favorite weapon, aside from laughter.
If Washington DC became a state, what would it be called?
Axe handle
So, what IS the worst game?
The Atoz Game
** I want a kitten
I can sew**
Kitten Sewing sounds almost as cruel as Kitten Origami.
What have you accidentally trained your pets to do?
Persistent Obsession
“Ball! Ball! Throw the ball, Dad!! Again! Again! Ball!!!”
:smack: