Poll: Are you working from home due to Coronavirus?
How’s your booze supply?
I’m stocked up and plus I don’t have to worry about drinking and driving amirite?
Earthquake hits Salt Lake City – causes Moroni to Drop his Trumpet
Aw Snap!! We missed a big anniversary!
How would we cope if this pandemic had hit in this way 30 years ago (1990)?
How’s your booze supply?
Cause pretty much the only thing you could have done is just drink and hope it goes away.
** Screw Coronovirus: what can we do about the current toilet paper crisis?
Ever made a friction fire?**
Yes, and that’s why you should never use Bounty in a national forest. 
Woodpecker Problems Again
I cannot turn video on on my computer
** Catching “The Blob” 1958 W/ Steve McQueen
The whitest movie ever?**
Come to think of it, I can’t recall any non-Caucasian actors in that film.
Of course, the Blob itself starts out bluish, then becomes red.
** Has isolation changed your music consumption?
My new funky tuba video**
>300 dead in Iran from drinking methanol
Stupid Kids on Spring Break!
The whitest movie ever?
My new funky tuba video
Switching Bodies
The Census is underway!
Jeez, what some activists will do for another seat in Congress. :mad:
Is “chick” allowed?
Brown eggs vs white eggs
** Switching Bodies
Anti-social distancing**
Well, maybe. 
:dubious::smack:
As an employee to a company in an Essential Industry, would you rather…
Predict the number dead from COVID-19 in America by end of 2020
Yes, I’d rather predict the number dead than go work in the grocery store without a mask!
** Why isn’t The Straight Dope very popular?
Too many RIP threads.
**
** OJ’s Hilarious April Fools Day Tweet
A regretful farewell
This just isn’t the year for an April fools gag.**
UK pronunciation: urinals
What color is Venus?
Dang it, I was hoping someone would ask about Uranus.
** Venezuelan Navy ship shoots at and rams a cruise ship, sinks itself
Now’s the time to take a cruise!!!
**
Cruise ships are stronger than ever!
Best Online Dating Sites?
Is it safe to make vacation plans for late summer?
See you in September
See you when the pandemic’s through
Here we are (bye, baby, goodbye)
Saying goodbye at a distance (bye, baby, goodbye)
Corona (bye, baby bye, baby)
Is taking you away (bye, baby, goodbye)
** Things you don’t see anymore:
Avengers-James Bond Crossovers**
Are Vegans Healthier?
Why do some people look so weirdly older/younger?
Jane Seymour used to eat beets, but you should see her now that she’s switched to kohlrabi.
[Coronavirus] Jumping species
A naysayer stops saying "nay."
You mean, stops saying “neigh” amirite?