These sequential threads see in 2020

I had a burger, fries, and a cold draft beer at a bar
Apple fans can resume bashing Intel chips

I keep thinking “chips” as in potato chips, since the thread comes after the one about the burgers and beer. Now I guess you can have some healthy Apple chips to go with your burger.

Some suggestions regarding the situation around George Floyd’s death. Are these ideas simplistic?
Name the Police
Abolish the police?

They seem a little simplistic.

We need a catchy name to call the migration
Thats One Expensive Fart!

Odd allergies
Anyone own a home planetarium?

I did, but the Milky Way made me sneeze.

Arctic warming faster than ever
Yikes. Oh well, I wasn’t posting much anyway

Cause with a warm arctic there’s no real point to anything amirite?

Since CV broke out, the Trump administration has deported hundreds of migrant children
Returning mail order mattresses
As if they were actually giving them mattresses!

I now have laundry pick up and delivery
Thats One Expensive Fart!
Depends what they charge for underwear.

I’m Here! Are you?
Anyone else seriously considering leaving?
Way to give it a chance.

What does “not wearing pants” mean to you?
American Indian names for pets

I called all of my pets “not wearing pants” until someone pointed out that it was offensive to people with a sense of humor.

Living with possible superhero/mutant, need answer fast
Are Aliens Visiting Earth?

Vbulletin or Discourse
Beggars with Signs

“Will Set Preferences For Food”

Yeah, that’s worth a couple of burgers.

Title / Forum combo:

what are you babbling about?
About This Message Board

From “Popular” threads:

We’re All Here. Now What?
Anyone else seriously considering leaving?

American Indian names for pets
Vbulletin or Discourse

Pretty crappy, but still better than Mighty Giver of Poop.

What is an equitable split of a family farm?
People that ‘do stuff’ in big cities, what do you do there

We wear coveralls, go to hoe-downs and smoke lots of dope, just like you guys.

New and saying hello
The Locusts Are Coming!

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** It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

I had a burger, fries, and a cold draft beer at a bar**

Seems like it, anyway.

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Grocery Coupons: Worth it or not worth it?
Tales of the City

I once spent three days in the checkout line behind a woman with two suitcases full of coupons. Good thing I brought my sleeping bag.

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
The Locusts Are Coming!

Don’t you mean “It was Seventeen Years Ago Today, Or Thirteen, depending on which species of locust they were”? Although it doesn’t scan as well admittedly.

It was twenty years ago today
A swarm of locusts came out to play,
They’ve been going in and out of style,
But they’re guaranteed to raise the smile,
So may I introduce to you,
The bug you’ve missed for all these years,
Nomadacris septemfasciata!