These sequential threads see in 2020

Yellow Urine in healthy non medicated male
When should younger folks get their affairs in order?

Yellow is OK, other colors are problematic.

:musical_note: People try to put us d-down
just because our urine’s brown
:notes:

What do you wish you had in your current home that you don’t?
Yellow urine in healthy non medicated male.

**Problem at work – ‘Time Vampires.’
Holy Water
**
Effective - but check with HR first to make sure religious observances are allowed in the workplace!

What do you wish you had in your current home that you don’t?
Has anyone slept in the bathtub?

Not when the basement steps are available.

Would you ever use “we” in the sense of “my partner and I” without having first stated you had one?
This thread is about a little pigeon.

So, what have we been up to?

** Should I replace all the plumbing in my house?
What do you wish you had in your current home that you don’t?
**
New plumbing?

Compromise and Game Theory
The Methodist Church is splitting

Methodists don’t play games!

You’re a star. What should be included in your backstage rider?
Flu shots

I just want to do my best to balance out all those Hollywood anti-vaxxers.

**What do you wish you had in your current home that you don’t?

  1. Bufford Pusser: 2. Chesty Puller**

Side effect from twice a day inhaler
Baby falling through window

You might think about trying a brand with less epinephrine.

**Who here has legally changed their name?

John Wayne Grandpa
**

** The other Winston Churchill
Baby name: Foccacia?**

No, that was Mussolini. Winston Churchill’s baby name was Scone, but later his detractors referred to him as the “English muffin”.

What happens when a bus passenger goes missing.?
toll road and no change

Is that sort of like the “suicide college roomie” urban legend?

Urban Great horned owls
Inexpensive drones for children

Yeah, but the controllers don’t work for shit.

What is the silliest scene you’ve ever seen in a movie?
Mummenschanz!

They’re pretty silly.

Is there a name for this debate tactic?
To MacGyver…?

“Senator Bedfellow, you have sixty seconds for a rebuttal…And it looks like Senator Bedfellow is attempting to construct some sort of device using his water bottle, his microphone, and his American flag lapel pin!”

Overall term to refer to people from the British Isles?
Thesaurus

No, that’s close, but it’s not it.

** Flock of birds dies from collision with…asphalt road
How not to introduce cannabis to a newly open legal market**

Hey wow, that sky is, like, dark, man…SPLAT

:frowning:

**What was the very worst thing you’ve ever seen cooked?
Mummenschanz!
**
I don’t like German cooking either

Problem at work – ‘Time Vampires.’
Sage Rat, your time is up

The corporate bloodsuckers have drained you, Sage Rat. You have an hour to get your affairs in order, say your goodbyes, and then you will be ‘retired’.