Title / OP combo:
** Senate trial witnesses**
Nobody
Yeah, probably.
Night of the Iguana In Florida
I’m trying not to go crazy, but it’s bad bad bad…
Stuporous lizards everywhere! Yeearrrgggh!!!
Pathfinder gurus - please help me write up an NPC
One Word.
Glossololian.
"Polish the Turd" writing projects
What was the very worst thing you’ve ever seen cooked?
A polished turd.
In general, why is the college “party culture” viewed as negative?
So, what’d I miss?
Whatever you missed, it was negative
Are there any products that China is known for manufacturing BETTER than other countries?
Is anyone else concerned with this new virus in China that is becoming a bigger problem every day?
Yup, China has been #1 in exporting contagion, ever since they first came up with bubonic plague.
Is it rude for adult children to remind their parents of their parenting fails?
Why might I be receiving a certified letter?
If it’s from your adult child, I’d worry.
So, what’s I miss?
Ominous Signs
In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream.
**What do you use your computer for?
Baby falling through window **
I watch that .gif all day! 
Can animals sense that a threat is existential?
How did my cell phone know this?
Take my word for it, the Google Assistant knows when you’re about to carry your cellphone into the bathtub. 
New car!
Kobe Bryant Dead at 41
You make some sick bets. Congrats on winning, though.
Can animals sense that a threat is existential?
Windows 10 laptop cannot connect to external monitor
That’ll set 'em off every time.
** NBA 2019-2020 Season
Kobe Bryant Dead in Helicopter Crash
Celebrity Death Pool 2020**
From one game to another, and also I’m on my way to hell.
** how does a 57 year old single man make friends?
How do you use math as an adult?**
Worst. Pickup. Line. Ever.
ABC News sequentials:
Plant-based diets 101: What to know about the buzzy diet trend
Chef Michael Symon’s potato and chorizo nachos with Monterey Jack fondue.
Thanks for sabotaging millions of vegan conversions, ABC News!
** How should Bill Cosby be remembered?
Actors Who Looked “Old” for a LOOOONG Time**
Yes, he did
**how does a 57 year old single man make friends?
Please leave me alone, creepy neighbor man
**
Looks like a long, hard uphill fight.
**New car!
Great Scott! The return of the DeLorean.
**
** What was the very worst thing you’ve ever seen cooked?
Actors Who Looked “Old” for a LOOOONG Time**
Because they were overcooked?
** Advice on pocket audio recorder
Please leave me alone, creepy neighbor man
Ken Starr? Really?**
He said he was Ken Starr and I got it on tape.
** How should Bill Cosby be remembered?
A Brief Tribute to Law & Order**
Right you are!