Sex selective abortion in China and India
Is Planters really getting rid of Mr. Peanut?
No, but there won’t be any little Ms. Peanuts. 
Overall term to refer to people from the British Isles?
Google has Failed Me - Verootje
At least it didn’t tell you they were called “Please fondle my bums”.
I noticed powerade comes in 28oz bottles now instead of 32oz bottles
Heart attack
Man takes his electrolytes drinks seriously.
How concerned are you about this Coronavirus?
Anyone like working in an open office setup?
Hermetically-sealed cubicles are wildly popular all of a sudden.
What in the Huawei 5G technology/protocols is “Huawei-only” (ie, “controllable” by China)?
Coffee making a buzzing sound
Don’t drink the coffee - it’s got a tracking device!!! :eek::smack:
** How should I respond to strangers insisting on praying for me in my presence?
Why does New Jersey get a bad rap?**
It’s annoying enough traveling on the N.J. Turnpike, without having toll-takers praying that you’ll reach your destination safely. :mad:
**How does a 57 year old single man make friends?
The Hummer is Coming Back!!!
**
I suppose that is the quickest way 
What was the best purchase in history?
Poll: I’ve ran out of clean underwear… need answer quick
I guess buying new underwear is a pretty good purchase.
Heart attack
Hip replacement, dammit
Maybe you should check that your doctor’s license is up to date.
** What was the very worst thing you’ve ever seen cooked?
Cookies & Cream Twix**
Despite their name, you’re not supposed to cook them.
Dental Implant Question
What was the best purchase in history?
I bought a complete set of real teeth for only $19.99. Sidewalk vendors in New York offer great deals, just don’t ask too many questions.
** 65 years old, blind, suffering from dementia, and now crippled…
I don’t get this license plate**
It’s a little too personalized. Also, I wouldn’t tailgate so closely if I was you.
What is the weirdest thing that you have ever mailed?
craigslist postings
I mail them to my son who posts them online.
How should I respond to strangers insisting on praying for me in my presence?
Starter archery kit
Well yes, that’s certainly one possible solution.
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Which fresh water aquarium fish?
Social “Morays”**
Better get a few.
**WTF bumper sticker.
Done with my sons**
This makes more sense when you read the first post and learn that it’s about a bumper sticker that reads
. … Don’t Abandon your Babies
“Done with your sons”, indeed
No Restroom for the Weary?
Is it wrong to remain in the United States?
I hear Switzerland has the cleanest restrooms. But that’s a helluva long way to travel just to take a dump.
Key factors for long term success of a species
Buying a telescope
If the dinosaurs had bought a telescope they could have seen that asteroid coming, and then they might have been able to do something about it!
Touring Beatles or studio beatles
Dumb question to the cooks: Beets!
The Beets are better than both touring and studio beatles.
** Whose height surprised you?
Kirk Douglas, R.I.P.**
Douglas’s longevity surprised me more. He was only 5’9" but lived to be 103.