Patrick Stewart ‘Gay’?
Spotting Star Trek actors in other programs
He has played “teh gay,” but I think he’s straight
RIP Kirk Douglas
Actors Who Looked “Old” for a LOOOONG Time]
Douglas didn’t look old. At 103, he was old for a LOOOONG Time
** The Arkansas Executions, or More Evidence that Prison for Murderers Doesn’t Work
Toxic positivity**
Now that’ll work.
“You’re a good little serial killer. Yes you are! (chucks psychopath under chin).”
Babysitting mishaps
Paltrow introduces vagina scented candle
Just give the kiddie a bath, all will be well.
Which common OTC analgesic is better in the long run?
Why is methadone schedule II
It is? My local Kroger has it on the shelf right next to the CBD oil.
Electric Vehicle critics
What happens if there’s a cash shortfall on a sale at a car dealership?
No problem! You can just charge it to your credit card!
Don’t forget to tip the veal.
** With sauerkraut, why was scurvy on ships a thing?
EV runs out juice in mid drive…**
We got scurvy on our cross-country trip because our Volt wasn’t big enough to hold a lot of kraut juice.
**Rush Limbaugh Has Lung Cancer
My daughter has breast cancer**
I’m very sorry to hear about your daughter.
What happens if there’s a cash shortfall on a sale at a car dealership?
I guess you really can’t go home again, can you?
Nope, they’ll make you stay as a hostage until you can call someone to bring cash.
Restaurant screws up your order. How hard do you expect them to work to make it right?
Tabletop advertising
The least they can do is give your business free placemat ads.
“Hal’s Mortuary SPECIALS this week include 35% off on cremation services. Like us on Facebook!!”
** 65 years old, blind, suffering from dementia, and now crippled…[update: passed away]
5G! huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.**
Huh!
This is the 2nd time you’ve pointed out the “humor” of Kaylasdad’s thread about his ailing, now-deceased wife. Maybe you could at least wait until she’s in the ground for the next one?
I regret that you were offended.
However I did not point out any “humor” in that thread.
Right, just the title.
**5G! huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.
What is a yachts good for?
**
Who could use the Ring to successfully overthrow Sauron?
Jordan Peterson
Have you ever found money that you had previously stashed and had forgotten about?
Sightseeing advice in New Mexico / Sante Fe / on the way to Carlsbad Caverns
Psst! On Highway 7 just west of White’s City. Underneath a fencepost on the right shoulder.
A mundane victory, please add yours
Rush Limbaugh has Lung Cancer
Have you ever found money that you had previously stashed and had forgotten about?
Smithsonian was founded with money from an English guy who never visited the US
Just think how the arts and sciences would flourish, if everyone checked under their couch cushions on a regular basis.
** Tell me about life with kittens
the best food i never ate MMP
I think my cats are probably going to die. ;(**
That’s just sick.
** Is it time for a voluntary Soylent Green?
Restaurant screws up your order. How hard do you expect them to work to make it right? **
Hey! I ordered Soylent Yellow! I’ll have your head for this!
** I think my cats are probably going to die. ;(
Tell me about life with kittens**
Looking to the future, I see.