**SpaceX return to flight and landing attempt: Success!
I’m calling because you took a cruise
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** Legal question-getaway driver culpability
Why shoplift deodorant? **
Organized crime ain’t what it used to be. 
** Whats this strange ticking sound in my house?
“Terminate with extreme prejudice”. What does it mean? **
You’ll know in about 60 seconds.
**Most Americans believe Trump owns Trump Tower, making it PERFECT cover for …
Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread
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** As God is my witness…[dropping turkeys]
Where are they now?..
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On the ground
…or under it.
**IF you had to be eaten to death by an animal, what animal would you choose?
Best automatic litter box? **
'Cause you’re not going to be around to empty it later.
**Who are your favorite NEW YORKER artists (cartoonists)?
RIP: New Yorker cartoonist Jack Ziegler**
Shit. Now I have to redo my list.
** A few days ago I was accused of putting my hands around a nurse’s neck
I shot a couple of suppressed firearms yesterday… **
More good times at the V.A. outpatient clinic.
What are some common activities that you have never engaged in? (and let’s select a thread winner)
Sherri Papini abduction
Oh, come now; just about everyone has abducted Sherri Papini at one time or another.
How will infantry weapons evolve over the next decades?
Canadianisms!
A new automatic rifle that goes eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh?
**12 people…(a bit long, sorry)
Where are they now?..
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**What do these goddamn gnats want from me???
IF you had to be eaten to death by an animal, what animal would you choose? **
** Have you flip-flopped politically with age?
Dating a cocaine addict **
Been there, done that, flip-flopped, no longer date druggies.
A crazy, mad science idea : proving if the death penalty is effective
Wanted: Advice on Cremation Services
I’m gonna take a wild guess that it was effective.
**Bricker is a Pile of Shit Sculpted into Human Shape
Bricker, You’re a Jackass Extraordinaire **
It’s “Pit Bricker Day”
**Legal question-getaway driver culpability
Driving Relaxes me? **
I fail to see how getaway driving could relax anyone.
Polygraph reliability
Volts, Amps, Watts, and Hours
Jack up any of those variables, and you’re bound to get at the truth eventually.
** “Clean Living” Rock Stars?
Trump sings (not a joke) **
He’s not a rock star, and I doubt he’s “clean living.”
who else is watching April the pregnant giraffe
Sea Otter Cam
Osprey Cam
**“Sure I text while driving. *#@% you if you don’t like it!”
When will idiots learn not to text and drive? (Texas bus accident) **