** Is it difficult to find a family that doesn’t get embarrased over sex?
Front room curtains - open or closed? **
Opened. We’re not embarrassed.
**Bannon Degraded
How much would you accept to be bumped?
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Well we all know what he is, now we’re just arguing amounts.
**Rifle shooting advice
Why do people do this in public restrooms
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** Compelling A Witness To Speak: How?
Hemorrhoids and infection**
“If compelled to sit on this hard wooden chair, you vill talk.” “Aieeee!”
All Four Forces of Physics United
United
united…united…united…
** To the men, the first time a girl broke your heart?
How much would you accept to be bumped?**
“$800 to accept that you’re leaving me for Jake? Um, how about $1500?”
** My face has been hurting and I’m concerned
Why the intensity of debate about the United Airlines incident?**
Well, you started it by not giving up your seat. :mad:
**How to make people comply without force
Home Defense pistol yes or no
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I don’t think that work means what you think it means.
** We Are Going to Adopt a Child!
Belief in Santa and Easter bunny required in Ontario**
That does it, we’re raising the little git in Quebec. :mad:
United airlines brutally removes passenger after overbooking flight
On second thought there might be a problem with my solution.
Yeah, you really should have thought that through more.
**What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and your name was different?
Anybody here had Electrical Cardioversion? **
“Electrical Cardiversion” is a really cool name.
** Let’s solve the overbooking problem with a simple plan
Increased pressure on NK**
Kicking Kim Jong-Un’s butt everytime United bumps a passenger is just a feel-good solution. 
Why has America stopped producing superold people?
Am I having botulism for dinner?
Remember when we used to have the FDA… ?
So, who is the most interesting man in the world?
Al Gore and Embezzlement?
Sorry, even embezzlement isn’t enough to make Al Gore interesting.
** The last person who was alive in the 19th century just died
Bad times for penguins?**
Can’t someone else feed them?
Separated by three:
**And my budgie flock doubles in size!
Damn Horny Woodpeckers
**
** Adolf Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons?!
41% approval rating **
See, he’s already more popular than Trump.
** Folding Bicycles–experiences?
" If You’re Gonna Ride My Ass… "
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** How do you want your obit to read?
How is this not age/disability discrimination? **
Trump Approval Hits 50%
How do you want your obit to read?
“Passed away upon learning that Trump’s approval rating had hit 50%”