** Did I just eat a slice of headcheese?
Ham
**
Whew!
Good!
I was worried for a minute, there!
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Is James Cameron biting off more than he can chew?
Domino’s Pizza
Oh, James. Making a pig of yourself again.
**You can relay a single 140 character message to your 16-year-old self. What do you say?
Join the army? **
It’s a thought.
Nuclear End Scenario/What Would You Do?
Join the army?
So, who’s going to the March for Science?
Small dog people, what am I?
A Labrador puppy, evidently.
Nuclear End Scenario/What Would You Do?
Handwriting
“Here I am at the end of days, here in the town of arrrrrghhhhhh…”
** Officiating a wedding in Virginia
What are the effects of a Hiroshima nuke detonating at 30K feet?**
A very memorable ceremony, but setting off a few Roman candles is lots cheaper.
**Why am I making bad peanut butter?
Is James Cameron biting off more than he can chew?
**
It’s not a good idea to bite off more Bad Peanut Butter than you can chew.
It sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Ubering for 6 months – a summary
Worse than drunk driving…
Edit: nm, **Colibri **was there already.
Ham
Is there really no thread for The Leftovers?
**What are the effects of a Hiroshima nuke detonating at 30K feet?
Aquatic dinosaurs? **
I think the technical term is “Godzilla”.
** What’s for Dinner
Is there really no thread for The Leftovers?**
**What are the effects of a Hiroshima nuke detonating at 30K feet?
The Radioactive Boy Scout **
What is the largest an animal can be?
The Radioactive Boy Scout
I saw that movie.
** My father was told he is terminal
I lost my phone, and you have no idea how inconvenienced I feel.**
**Pilots: You must choose any five planes to own, but…
Join the army?
**
I assume you’ll choose the Warthog.
** Choose from the following magical boons
Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
**
Magical!
**What ‘laws’ have you come up with?
What is “mopery?”
**
I came up with that law!