** Best stitch(es) for a sock monkey?
12 Monkeys (1995) Confusion
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**What would happen if North Korea nuked us?
Who gets the documents?
**
This is why North Korea won’t nuke us. Nobody wants to deal with the paperwork.
** Why does fusion create so much energy?
Delusions Of Grandeur
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**Why are there no dinosaur-size land animals today?
Delusions Of Grandeur
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“Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! I’m the biggest mouse ever! I’m bigger than a dinosaur!”
Who gets the documents?
Shipping a Package to Mexico
I don’t know who gets the documents, but I bet they’re in Mexico.
How many tons of human nail clippings generated each day in the world.
Are these the toenails I’m gonna die with?
Not if you keep clipping them.
** What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain.**
Went to the vintage Pinto rally, huh?
** I got the order of rabies shots mixed up…
Do we have any neurologists here?**
Uh-oh.
How did Churchill communicate with generals overseas?
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Their empire was on a shoestring budget.
** Stop using his name!
D B Cooper - still? **
Noooo! Don’t use his name!! If you must, say The One Who Jumps. :eek::smack:
** Turing test for women?
How to Refer to Father’s Second Wife
**
It’s not all that funny by itself, but it suggests a scenario to me.
One: You may say you’re Dad’s second wife, but to me you’re only a voice on the telephone. You might be a computer for all I know.
Two: What do YOU think I am?
** Why do Northern Californians get upset about “the 405”?
Stop using his name!
**
This really is why they get upset.
It’s the “the” part they don’t like.
** How to Refer to Father’s Second Wife
Holy Svchost Bob, I got a new computer!!! **
Seems a bit formal. :dubious:
Millennials are killing…
The Disappearing Journalist and the Submarine
Millennials are killing…
Terrorist attack in Barcelona
Anyone else Biden or Bust?
What year is it?
** How is moderation handled?
Pop up ads**
“This mod warning is brought to you by Liberty Mutual Insurance.”
You know, Ed might just go for it. :smack:
** Quotation from Xenophon
“Even if injected into bloodstream, a virus won’t necessarily take hold”**
Famous last words. 
**Came face-to-face with a possum in my garage; now I got questions
Do you have a big nose?
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Yes. Next question.
**20 pounds of coffee
Dinner or Dessert in Two or Less Ingredients. **
Sums up my diet in one ingredient
What’s Up This Weekend?
Terrorist attack in Barcelona
Thank you for the invitation. My apologies, but I’ve a previous engagement.