You know, in Australia most of us don’t even have to pay for any of our emergency services (be they police, ambulance, fire brigade, or state rescue services) to attend us. They work killer shifts, for not a great deal of pay, and most of the time they don’t even get a "thanks"for their efforts.
I’m really sorry that it was a cold rainy day today Ms Nextdoorneighbour and that you have a form due at a government authority on Monday and you couldn’t be bothered waiting in line with everyone else down at our local surgery to get this form completed (and you’ve known that you had to lodge this form for well over a month).
I am sick to death of hearing you complain about the inadequacy of the medical treatment you receive (I use the same doctors, remember) when I see you DAY IN AND DAY FUCKING OUT not taking the medications those doctors have prescribed for you but popping every single prescription medicine that has worked for one of your friends.
I’m tired of being at your house when you cancel every single appointment with a specialist to whom you’ve been referred because on the day you don’t feel like going. I’m tired of you using your ill health as an excuse to claim disability benefits of our government when you can’t be bothered going to either GP or specialist’s appointments because you have to dye your hair or your boyfriend is at work today.
I waited TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES the other day for an ambulance, and at the time I rang them I had a child who wasn’t breathing. Fortunately, I do hold high level first aid certificates and pretty much knew what to do anyway, and fortunately our emergency services will ring back and stay on the line to give step by step guidance. But in spite of knowing what to do, finding my own child not breathing shocked the fucking shit out of me - I wasted at least 30 seconds physically dragging her to the same location as the phone.
The reason the ambulance could not get here quicker that day was NOT because they were tied up with real emergencies; it’s because people like you ring them in the hope of being seen faster if you go to hospital by amulance than if you go to a medical centre and wait your turn.
In some ways, you’re right. When I took my daughter to the ER a couple of weeks ago she went in by ambulance and was given the IMMEDIATE care she needed to stabilise her condition. The reason she got IMMEDIATE attention when we arrived was because her saturated oxygen levels were too low. Many other people arrived by ambulance that night who were quite ill (and they really were) but their illnesses weren’t immediately life-threatening - and that, my dear, is called triage.
You were taken by ambulance to hospital this afternoon with all the indications of a TIA and you can’t even be BOTHERED waiting around for the results of the tests?
I’d love to say that next time you have a medical crisis, I won’t respond - I know that I will anyway. But I’d sure as shit like you to think about the people who couldn’t even GET an ambulance this afternoon or GET seen in the ER while you were wasting their time.
If it’s serious enough to get an ambulance to take you to hospital, it’s serious enough to hang around for the results.
When Bree went to the ER the other week, her X-rays and bloods had been taken within an hour - her sats by that time were stable (actually, I pretty much knew she was out of danger once her sats hit 96%), but there was not fucking way on EARTH I was leaving that ER before I knew the results of ALL of the tests. It took almost 5 hours between the paediatric registrar being given her results and him being able to find time to tell us what they were. We STAYED. I was hungry, I was tired, I was thirsty as hell and we didn’t have any money beyond the cab fare home, but we STAYED? You get the picture.
Do not - EVER - abuse our emergency services again; cos the very next time you get an ambulance to take you to hospital and then phone 30 minutes later for someone to collect you because the wait is “too long”, I’ll hang up on you…