They are trying it again- Ten Commandments

NOW you tell me!

It’s an easy mistake to make. Just keep your yeast in a labeled* Tupperware container in a different cabinet than your sacrifices. And remember to thoroughly clean all utensils.

* That time I mixed up the yeast and some aromatic powdered herbs for the sacrifice - what a mess! Luckily, She must have been in a good mood that day, so no plagues.

Drinking straight blood is o.k. then.
Got it. Thanks.

But those are not universal moral laws any more than the “usual” list of ten commandments. Non-Jews/Christians may not be into murder or torturing animals, but someone still managed to sneak in a few lines about worshipping the correct god. Still unacceptable for public display.

I generally drink a blood & vodka, but straight blood is not too bad.

Unlike the Naugahyde Laws, which state that thou shalt not skin a Nauga alive, since they naturally molt their skins

He moved to Chicauga when that Nauga died!

You could try a Caesar; same appearance, great taste!

Well, they don’t want to lose the vampiric demographic, after all.

But clubbing baby synthetics to make synthetic fur coats is still ok right?

Moderating:

We’re about at my limit for goofing posts in a GD thread. Now would be a good time to drop further clowning. Please save it for the Pit. Thanks.

At any rate, the actual answer to the question “why those Ten Commandments”, is “because those particular Ten Commandments are what the people behind this want to post in schools.” It’s always about pushing their exact brand of Christianity; you shouldn’t expect any deeper answer than that.

Never mind, Discourse five words

Are there teachers that have tried to go around these laws in a “clever” fashion and not have their jobs threatened?

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ETA: Five characters, not words.