I’m in the office … all by myself … on a Friday afternoon.
Why yes, I’m being VERY productive! Why would you ask a thing like that? 
What am I supposed to do - I’m an administrative assistant with nobody to assist!
Practially the only real reason I’ve even stuck around is because five out of the seven people who aren’t here have called me!
Photocopier, meet nekkid Avarie537 butt cheecks…nekkid Avarie537 butt cheecks, photocopier.
OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVEN’T DONE THAT YET!!!
I was just thinking about it the other day, too.
Well, gonna go turn on the old crappy one - we’ve got too many windows around the new one, and it’s a little to tall to be comfortable.
teeheehee!
Well, is there anything you could administrate?
No administration to do … but I will get a little filing done - can’t leave the desk messy!
Is it sad that I had to use the 11 x 17 paper cassette to properly photocopy my butt? Is it worse that I wanna go copy my boobs now.
OH MY GOD WE HAVE A SCANNER - but I don’t want to leave a record of my misbehavin’ anywhere. DAMN!
'Course not…standard paper size is 8.5 x 11…and a butt that could fit in that space while sitting? Far too small.
Welcome to my world, but I do it 5-6 days a week.
Fart with impunity.
Rattle the ceiling tiles and see if you can get people from the next office/store over to come see what that explosion was!
Been there, done that, destroyed the evidence. 
Photocopied boobs never look as good as you think they will. They tend to resemble pancakes with eyeballs.
Why not leave?
BAD IDEA!!! That glass on the copier is very thin! I have wittnessed the after effects of said union, and it wasn’t pretty… Avarie537 do you know the number to 911? Do you really want your boss to come in to find a bloody copier on Monday?
Please, picunurse, leave your logical reasoning and educated opinions out of this! We’re talking about fun with large pieces of office equipment here! There’s no one else in the office – this is no time for a safety lecture!
Avarie537, you photocopy all the body parts you want. And after that, it’s panties in the paper shredder!
Ummm…might wanna keep a cordless phone nearby, just in case.
Seriously, listen to Picunurse.
Good one.
I never look at pancakes the same again.
Wow! I’m the first one to say this:
Pics!!
I’m going to go and look at some pancakes.