So the Mrs. and I were fooling around on Sunday afternoon, things get a little passionate… she begins to ‘pleasure’ me with her hands. I have my eyes closed mid-climax and all of the sudden she stops and gives a stifled scream. “Aahh! It’s brown!”
I look down and I have apparently shot my wad of… chocolate milk? That’s exactly what it looked like. :eek: We were both a little freaked out.
So while I wash up she runs to the internet to see if I’m going to die, and we quickly find out that hemospermia is the presence of blood in the semen, usually caused by a broken blood vessel. It’s not usually serious, but may sometimes be an indication of an infection or prostate problem. I have no pain or discomfort anywhere, and get my prostate checked annually, so we’re not really worried – but I went to the doctor today just to be sure. And yep, he says, it’s probably nothing. Prostate is fine; urine is good; no signs of infection. It’ll probably clear up within a week or so but if not we can see a urologist.
I’m supremely glad that it’s no big deal, but HOLY CRAP! That is NOT what you want to see when you have an orgasm! It’s apparently not that rare, so why don’t they tell men about this in masturbation school? It freaked me out!
So this is my public service announcement: if you’re ever rubbing one out, or someone is helping you with it, and you spew brown goo… don’t panic. It’s probably okay, and if you don’t have any other symptoms it should resolve itself fairly quickly.