Insomnia sucks, so here’s a tale of a few days ago. I think it may even be my first TMI thread.
A few days ago, in the morning, before dressing, I was at my PC - the SDMB was even one of the open sites. Gradually, I began to feel uncomfortable. I put my hand in my lap and felt moisture, I looked and there was blood over my legs, my groin, my chair… everywhere. :eek: And the pool was growing. :eek: :eek: A quick trip to clean up in the bathroom, and I find that the blood is coming out of my scrotum! There’s no cut, it’s coming out of a small hole. :eek: Fortunately it’s seeping, not pumping.
So I apply a compress in the form of a towel, and hold it there for half an hour or so. I return to the PC to distract myself. One-handed surfing indeed!
Were you feeling all puffy and moody, did you feel like just lying down, eating some Ben & Jerrys, and watching the “Gibson Girls”? If so then you’ve got menstruating penis.
Do you shave your junk? If so, you could have given yourself a tiny cut and not even felt or noticed it until it started bleeding. I don’t shave but I occasionally trim, and I have done that before.
See what happens when you don’t check your junk before zipping up?
When the cold outside makes you want to wizz
Go for the rest room at the local biz
Zip it on down and just let let it all go
But check your junk before you zip and go
Bandage up my seepin’ bag
Bandage up my seepin’ bag
No no… As in, “Go see a freakin doctor.” It doesn’t matter if it stopped. See the freakin doctor. He’s seen thousands, one more isnt going to phase him one way or the other.
Man, what’s with all this doctor talk? As long as a nut didn’t drop out that hole, why bother some guy with a bloody, scraggly old bean bag. Pour some whiskey on it and walk it off.