They're making a Punisher film??

I only found this out by listening to the Seether song and the films small mention on the bottom:

Punisher: The Movie

Warning: There are quite disturbing images that pop up randomly. Not sure if it counts as unsafe for work but you have been warned.

Hope it’s good though, the website is cool but I can’t even find out who is in it apart from a picture of John Travolta, I think.



um. It’s been out for about three months.

Here.

The movie hasn’t yet been released yet in a quite a few countries. Maybe nocturnal_tick lives in one of them.

Good point. Hadn’t thought of it as his location is…well, nebulous. However, nocturnal…if box office is any indication, it was only in the theatres here for three weeks at the most. Not a good sign

Came and went. The consensus seems to be that it was the audience that was being Punished.

Ohhh…I see. Well it must have been really good then. Shame though, I would have liked to have seen that made well.

I know I should be shot for asking this question, but which was better? This current version or the one with, <hangs head in shame> Dolph Lungren?

oh worldeater…

oh dear.

Dolph Lundgren, according to a prevoius thread on the subject (which I don’t feel like trying to find).

Gaudere’s law strikes again.

Hey guys, help me out if you can. There’s this movie that I’ve heard they’re making about this group of guys in a mystical land who have to defeat some bad guy by destroying a ring. The guys form a fellowship, which includes a few habbits (sp?), a couple of men, a wizard, a dwarf, and an elf. They have all kinds of adventures and stuff.

Anybody help me out? It is based on a a book by J.R. Ewing? Alice B. Toklas? Something like that. It should be cool.

That’s nothin’. I just heard about this movie where some guy sings jazz, and you can hear it! Anybody know when that’s gonna be out? I think it would be interesting, you know, as a one-time novelty sort of thing.

The Dolph version.

Then again, I tend to like B movies… :wink:

I was going to see that new Punisher flick when it was in theaters, but I was busy that weekend…

What’s a movie? One o’ them lads that he’ps ya move yer things when yer’a-gettin’ 'victed? Dagnammit!

For the safety of all our fortunate-not-to-have-seen-this-shitfest, here is the link.

I’m still waiting to see the one about the guys robbing a great train, or something like that.

A Moderator Speaketh:
Whoa, there, gang. Personal insults are not appropriate in this forum. Just because someone is not up-to-date about a movie that came and went in the blink of an eye, a few months ago, is no reason for massive sarcasm. Reign it in.

I actually did manage to see it and thought it was pretty damn good, as talkies go.

The pace wasn’t all that great and it was awfully brutal, but that’s the Punisher’s whole schtick, so thumbs up.