Thick-headedness like mine will get us all killed.

Hrmph. :rolleyes:

You’ve all heard about some of the weather up here the past day or so. Hell, particlewill, I’m sure you’re in the middle of it with me. You can vouch. . .

Every Thursday morning we have Ops Flight PT. It’s a mandatory thing now (policy came out two weeks ago), and being that I’m covering for a guy who’s deployed who’s in Ops Flight, I try to go. Even when I wasn’t covering for him, I went, because it’s a good workout program they have. In any case, it’s Thursday, and I gotta go.

It’s been snowing all of last afternoon, and all through the night. I go to bed knowing this. Dutifully, I set my alarm clock for 5:AM so I have plenty of time to either get up and shower, or roll over and hit snooze for the next 35 minutes. I also remind myself that a phone call should be coming if there’s any change in reporting to work times. God Bless the phone tree.

5:AM - ‘Aw crap. Screw this. I’m snoozin.’

5:09 - See above.

5:18 - See above.

5:25 - Phone rings. Two rings. Apparently my roommate gets it. He works in a different squadron than I, so I figure he’ll get up and let me know that there’s a delay this morning.

5:27 - Alarm goes off again. ‘Damn. I guess there isn’t a delay. . .’

5:28 - I roll out of bed, and check the caller ID: “Minot Trinity Hospital 555-1212”. Apparently it was for my other roommate (we share a house. I live in the basement, aka “The Troll Hole”) who’s a nurse at this hospital. Damn. Gotta get to work. . . Into the shower I go.

5:35 - I hop out, clean and shaven. I call our ‘snow line’ for a traffic/reporting time update. Line’s busy, so I can’t confirm any change. Gotta get to work. . .

5:40 - I start packing gym clothes and work clothes for the day. I plan on leaving around 6:15, just to make sure I get there in time and have plenty of stretch/warmup time. I try the ‘snow line’ again - still busy.

5:42 - Get outside (whoa! windy!!) and start the truck. One more fruitless call to the ‘snow line’.

5:43 - 6:00AM - Packing, waiting, sipping coffee. . . Two more unsuccessfull calls to the ‘snow line’.

6:01 - 6:11 - I head back outside for a fun time of scraping, chipping, knocking, throwing, clearing, and otherwise removing snow from my vehicle so’s I can drive. I also load up my stuff for the day into the back seat, and clamber into my truck.

6:12 - I back out of my driveway, and head off. “Man, it’s slicker than Herb Alpert out here. . .” Thank God for 4X4 High.

6:13 - 7:02 - I have just spent the most harrowing 50 minutes on the longest 13 miles of road in my life. Highway 83 runs North-South, and it’s the only road to base. The wind is coming from ENE, sustained at 36 and gusting to 42 (according to the radio). I count 14 cars off the ditch - no signs of life (someone must have picked them up already). I’d stop if there were immediate signs, but “Keptin, ourrrr scannerrrsss arrren’t worrrkin’. We neeeed morrre powwwrrrr!”

7:03 - 7:10 - I finally get to the base gate, and plow through what I can to get to the gym. The place is a ghost town. There are three cars in the parking lot, and two of them are sideways. :eek: I dutifully march into the gym through gale force winds, toting all my stuff with me. I make it inside and again, ghost town. Tumbleweed rolls through the weight room.

7:11 - 7:25 - I do what meager workout I can, get back to the locker room, and head out to work. I get here, and again, the theme song from “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.” plays in my head. Dust whips through the office past a few cactuses and a passed out drunk on the side of the road. A woman rushes her child off the main street, past the hardware store and our printer cubicle. My spurs jingle-jangle as I make my way to the coffee machine, my six-iron closeby on my hip. . .

7:30 - I look up our base traffic/road condition website. Holy crap! I finally get word that reporting time isn’t until 10:AM. “You should’ve called the ‘snow line’!” Yeah, I tried that already. . .

Man, this place is dead. I should’ve listened to my common sense and waited a while. At least I could’ve slept in . . . :rolleyes:

Tripler
And it’s 8:15AM, and I have nothing to do.

Now you are a REAL Gubmint empoyee!

Tripler, you’re a smart guy, so I’m surprised at a couple things here.

  • Getting up 2 hours early? :confused:
  • Wasting time by showering before morning PT
  • Not just looking outside and declaring “snow day” and calling your boss or PT guy up the chain to say uncle. This’d be one of those “Better to ask forgiveness than permission” things for me. There’s no way I would have tried to get to work in that weather just for PT. If you were USMC, I’d sorta understand, but fer cryin’ out loud, you’re AF! [sub]This isn’t a slam on the AF… we’re horrible with PT in the Navy[/sub]

None of this is meant in a bad way… I’m just a bit surprised. Good on ya, btw, for your PT-dedication. Don’t you guys have a base or command 24-hr watch you could have called? Or a command duty officer?

He’s a jarhead at heart.

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It’s all about the morning ritual, man. . . I only shave in the shower (tears up my neck if I don’t), so I prefer to shower before I head out the door. And I never said I get up 2 hours early - I just set the clock that far. I like to at least be aware I have to leave an hour before I’m supposed to be out the door. Lets me have time to make breakfast, wait for the coffee machine, shit/shower/shave, etc. I’m a “slow riser”.

Unfortunately, the only 24-hour line to call was busy. All morning. And our squadron’s 24-hour post (the Fire Department) was also fielding calls. We try not to bother him/her for mundane crap. Tying up that line is a bad thing. . .

And I figured other people would look out the window and say “Aw, screw it.” But, not hearing anything, I have this personal thing that if the guys in my shop are going to be at work, I oughta be there too. Even if it’s just to start the coffee and shoot the breeze.

But now they’re saying we’re all excused from duty for the rest of the day. It’s that bad outside.

Tripler
I’m outta here. Another 50 minutes and 14 miles. Woo . . . :rolleyes:

I take this as a compliment. Of the highest degree. Thank you!

Tripler
I’m sometimes torn between “Huahh!” and “Oohrahh!” :smiley:

Ugh. I’m not sure which is worse… actually being one or being one at heart. :smiley:

Drive careful. God bless 4WD and the USMC!