I knew this day was coming. My 2 yo son has picked up a couple of four-letter explicatives and he uses them all the time. Yes, I realize that keeping these words from his vocabulary wasn’t even remotely possible as his father cusses professionally. It’s so unnerving to be at the library or the grocery store and your kid’s responce to someone cooing about what a nice little boy is “oh fuck, oh shit.” And he says them clearer than any other word he knows in this sweet, lilting voice.
Sigh.
Hmmm…professional cussing. A new (and potentially very profitable) job for some of the Pit posters, maybe… 
In a more related vein - A friend of mine’s delightful 3-year-old, when picked up by females, would immediately grab the lady’s - um - salient aspects and cry out “Boobies!” :eek: He had been taught this as a joke on the mother by a “friend.”
Aw, I thought this was going to be about cute things kids say. I wanted to share what popped out of my 13 year old’s mouth last night. “Jumpin’ Jehovah Witness” It was just so oddly out of character for her.
I guess you hadda be there.
My daughter never cursed. As a matter of fact she still blushes upon saying helicopter, and refuses to say ass even when referring to the animal.
Now my neice is another story. Not so much cusswords, but she did go around singing “Penis and vagina, penis and vagina”’ for about a year.
Oh jeez, does anyome remember this thread? When toddlers swear! This week on FOX! I forgot what the thread was called so I had to search for “shit dicks” which was the only thing I could remember form the thread.
Thanks for the link blink178, cracked me UP!