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“YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME.”
(We won’t be here long enough to get another round.) -
“I’LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU.”
(Happy hour is about to end… beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they’ll be $4.50 a pop.) -
“HEY, WHERE IS THAT FRIEND OF YOURS?”
(I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.) -
“WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?”
(What’s cheap?) -
“I’LL HAVE A GLASS OF HOUSE WHITE.”(FEMALE)
(I’m easy.) -
"I’LL HAVE A GLASS OF HOUSE WHITE (MALE)
(I’m gay.) -
“I’LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN.” (FEMALE)
(I’m really easy.) -
“I’LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN.” (MALE)
(I’m really gay.) -
“DO YOU HAVE ANY JAGERMEISTER?”
(I want to make my friend really sick so we can all laugh at him in the morning.) -
“EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?” (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.) -
“EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?” (FEMALE TO MALE)
(If this is how wild I am in the bar, can you imagine what I’ll do to you in bed?) -
“CAN I JUST GET A GLASS OF WATER?” (FEMALE)
(I am really annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.) -
“CAN I JUST GET A GLASS OF WATER?” (MALE)
(It’s 6:00 am and I just stopped drinking hour ago. Hell,I probably spent half my paycheck in here last night, it is the least you can do for me.) -
“I DON’T FEEL WELL, LET’S GO HOME.” (FEMALE)
(You’re paying more attention to your friends than to me.) -
I DON’T FEEL WELL, LET’S GO HOME." (MALE)
(I’m horny.) -
“WHO’S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?”
(I haven’t bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.) -
“EXCUSE ME.” (MALE TO MALE)
(Get the hell out of the way.) -
“EXCUSE ME.” (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now and blame it on the crowd.) -
“EXCUSE ME.” (FEMALE TO MALE)
(Don’t even think about groping me, just get the hell out of my way.) -
“EXCUSE ME.” (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You’re certainly not all that, missy, coming in here dressed like a ho… And get your eyes off of my man, or I’ll slap you like the slut you are, bitch.) -
“THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR.”
(Did I sleep with him/her?) -
“I DON’T HAVE MY ID ON ME.” (FEMALE)
(I’m 16.) -
“I DON’T HAVE MY ID ON ME.” (MALE)
(I don’t have a license since I got pulled over and blew a .4 after my last visit here.) -
“NO, REALLY, I’M OK TO DRIVE.”
(I’m wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.) -
“I’M NOT USED TO THESE DARTS.”
(I can’t throw anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.) -
“LET’S GO OUT TO MY CAR AND GET SOME CIGARETTES.”(MALE TO FEMALE)
(You would look great face down in my lap.) -
“I’VE HAD LIKE 10 BEERS ALREADY.”
(I’ve only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.) -
“YOU GO AHEAD, I’LL CATCH A CAB.”
(I already lined up a ride home with your ‘ex’.)