Yes. It’s not as if it takes any thought, or effort. I do it because my wife likes it; I’m just wondering if that’s a common thing with women or she stands along in her enjoyment of it.
Because it’s big enough already.
Yes. It’s not as if it takes any thought, or effort. I do it because my wife likes it; I’m just wondering if that’s a common thing with women or she stands along in her enjoyment of it.
Because it’s big enough already.
That has to be the winner…I can’t belive nobody brought it up until now (which means that I can’t believe I didn’t think of it).
Morning radio show this morning was ribbing Brett Favre this morning for sending pics of his dong to that reporter.
I KNOW that it happens, I’m just…incredulous? How the hell does any dude think that’s a good idea?
I hope you realize that even the guy in the second picture looks like that only a couple of weeks a year. It is not natural and no one can maintain that. Having said that I do know some serious competive body builders. It is not a healty life style. And it is not at all the same as someone who goes to the gym a lot.
Of course its not a good idea. You have to build up to the cock pic.
I did not read the other thread but re “Bodybuilding” in this thread which most ladies (assumedly) in this thread are lumping in with gym toned bodies you really need to understand that if a man is serious about working out the appreciation of his body by women is a side benefit, and a nice one, but the main reason he is doing it is not to be a player but to improve the way he looks and feels for himself.
Men who are somewhat (but not overly) out of shape can easily get women if they are wealthy, or charming or clever enough. The guy working out in the gym is (and this sounds like a cliche) mainly doing it for himself because it makes him feel better. When you are doing rep and squats and etc, the last thing in your head is how much tail you can get by working out.
Um, because they think with their dicks?
Is there a single individual anywhere who flaunts their ear and / or nose hair in order to be attractive?
Was that really necessary? I understand that a lot of women aren’t attracted to bodybuilders, but calling someone full of themselves because they’d rather go to the gym than watch TV or read a book is needlessly antagonistic. You can dislike the look, but don’t insult the character of an entire class of people you don’t (appear to) associate with.
As a side point, attitude matters. That body? Damn sexy. Jeff? Arrogant douchecanoe. On a good day, a slightly penitent or humbled douchecanoe, or a very sexy douchecanoe, but still - the personality makes the body much less attractive to me.
I have the polar opposite of a dirty mind, and will often find myself thinking “WTF is wrong with that guy’s pants? Doesn’t he realize that his boxers are all scrunched up to one sid- oh. Ohhhh. Is that? Really? Yep, it is. [inner three year old] giggle. that’s his weiner. giggle. [/inner three year old]”
I shudder at the inevitable flurry of links to answer this terrible question.
Very instructive, this thread has been.
Lucky I am, not to have done any of the bad things mentioned here.
Oh, wait… did Yoda-Speak show up in the unsexy list?
I feel I must clarify: I do not want to see actual penises in the wild. :eek: The bump is what I was talking about.
Step 1. Get her to think about my weiner. Done.
Step 2. Sexy time.
Not even to mention the fact that the serious bodybuilders I know spend considerably less than “8 hours” in the gym. My one friend who has been in national competitions and magazines would be in the gym about 45 minutes a day. He was able to turn into a muscle monster through short heavy workouts, strict diet, freakish genetics and modern chemistry.
I can’t believe I forgot about dick pics! What is UP with that? Perfectly sane guy and all of a sudden “ping” “Oh look, a penis.”
It would never occur to me to send a pic of my penis to a woman - unless she *requested *it. Even then, I’m not so certain.
I *am *guilty of the car thing though. I mean, what woman doesn’t swoon for a guy who drives a 2009 Hyundai Accent?
I do associate with gym rats, and their main topic of conversation is their bodies, fitness plans, diet, upcoming competitions, etc. Maybe I should have compared them to pageant queens instead of reality stars. One or two hours in the gym a few nights per week does not a bodybuilder make. Those who devote 8 hours on a session are not sexually appealing. To me.
No no, I promise that most of us still don’t want to see your johnson. Back when I was younger, my friends and I would sometimes ask guys to send us pictures of their wangs- - - but then it was only because we were all sitting together and laughing at them, not because we were having some sort of sexy party.
As an adult, nothing turns me of from a guy faster then him sending me some picture of his junk. Show a little respect.
Honestly, nobody wants to see that. Even if, in person, she’s all about it - trust me, that thing is not particularly attractive out of context.
If I like to see your package unwrapped, I like to see it wrapped. In other words, if we’re already sleeping together (and by “sleeping together”, I mean having hot monkey sex, and by “hot monkey sex” I mean fucking) then sure, I like to see your bulge. If we’re not…eeewwww! Not only a turn-off, but a giggle inducing unrecoverable from turn off.
They didn’t give a good enough build up.
It’s especially gross on a strange man if you can see it moving/ getting harder and softer.
Some guys have ruined their chances with me after a pretty long courtship/whatever by springing a dick pic on me. Again: nobody wants to see a picture of your penis unsolicited. No one. If we do, we’ll ask (but we probably wont). Show some freaking respect.