Add your own or improvise on mine.
Never ask a robber fleeing a bank, “Got a minute?”
Never ask a stand-up comedian, “No joke?”
Never ask someone trapped under a collapsed wall “Can you wait here a minute?”
Never ask a blind person, "Would you look at this?!"
Never ask Cecil Adams, “Are you kidding me?”
NEVER ask ‘are you pregnant?’
Never ask a crazy person “are you nuts?” (I did this once - he was a schizophrenic, fortunately with a good sense of humour).
Never ask your girlfriend if you think that other girls hoo hoo’s are big.
Never ask someone with a seeing eye dog if they mind picking up it’s shit.
Never ask your professor how good you have to be in bed to get an A.
Never ask a mime … well … anything. I mean, Jesus, what’s the point?
Never ask the head coach’s son, “Where in the fking hell did you ever learn to play that shtily?”
Never ask your children “What do you think you’re doing?” or
“What did you think you were doing?”
Odds are pretty good you won’t like the answer, and really DIDN’T want to know that…
Inspired by tonight’s episode of Titus: Never ask, “Did they find my stash?”
Never ask for a date at a family reunion.
Never ask another prisoner to wash your back!
Never approach a fly that’s sitting on a pile of shit and say, “Excuse me…is this stool taken?”