Gee, so many husbands punished!
“Honey, can’t you just relax & breathe?”
“When do I get the boobs back?”
“Your friend Lisa got back into her jeans the week after the baby was born.”
My husband was a huge help in the LDR. When we got to the hospital the second time that day, I went straight in to pee. While I was in the bathroom, hubby grabbed my nurse and ordered her to get some drugs in here NOW!!! The rest of my labor was remarkably smooth and uneventful. That is, until the baby was born…
Oh and by the way, the doctor DID put an extra stitch in! Jesus, what a shock! My mom said her doctor did it back then too, and when she asked about it he said “gee, did you feel like you were sweet 16 and never been kissed?”
And you wonder how guys end up in the trunks of cars…