Weezer
All the non-essential bits of Wedding Crap people want to sell you as soon as they find out you’re engaged: Feathered Pens, Guest books, Engraved matchbooks. I’m ready to just send email instead of paper invitations as well.
Sports
Anything to do with “Star Wars” or “LOTR” :eek:
Other people’s sex lives
Sex In The City AND The Sopranos (I don’t get HBO)
Politics
Wine
Movies (except for the old classics)
…and I’ll give anything to do with celebrities a “marginal” because I confess [sub]I like to indulge in silly gossip now and then![/sub]
I don’t give a wet slap about:
Survivor
Big Brother 3 (although I was well into Big Brother 2)
Science fiction and fantasy novel series
baseball
ice hockey
basketball
horse racing
hip places to be seen in London and Manchester (and Edinburgh and Bristol and Barcelona and Prague and Berlin). If you have to have a “hip place to be seen” or have to find out where you should be by reading style magazines, you can’t really call yourself hip.
computer games, to be honest
gym membership. It bores me to hear people banging on about their gym, why it’s good, why it’s not good, why they want to get into another, better one…
The Strokes
Another vote for anything Star Trek/Star Wars.
Primetime TV
Guns. Never owned one, never will.
Hockey, soccor, Pro basketball, women’s sports, tennis.
The father of my grandchildren. He will pay for a lawyer for his current girlfriend to get her child support raised but has filed bankruptcy to get out of paying his child support.
Sports in general but especially the World Cup (Football/Soccer).
Anything political that doesnt concern me or someone I care about.
NBA, tennis, the Cornhuskers(you have to live in Nebraska to appreciate this) and golf
Buffy (wasnt this a bad movie like 15 years ago?, didnt they turn it into a bad TV show on the WB a few years after? whats the big freaking deal?)
Most music played on the radio
Art films, art, “faire’s”, most anything “geeky”.
The lack of tree’s, whales, spotted owl, the Iowa spotted 3 horned clawed spotted vegetarian mongoose, minorites at Yale, lawyers for terrorists or smart Democratic voters in florida.
This list could be endlist.
dead0man
Any and all sports
TV shows- ARGH! I hate it when people spend twenty minutes telling me about this great thing they saw on TV last night. Look, if I wanted to watch TV, I would. TV is not my reason for being.
Cars
Politics
Music
Big Important Social Issues, such as welfare, racial profiling, drug abuse, etc. Yes, they’re problems. Yes, they affect us all. But I do not feel like getting involved in some “Crossfire”-style debate at 9 in the morning.
Fashion
Food- I could give a shit less about your 100-year-old balsamic vinegar. Really.
The Rich- again, I should give a fuck that some trust-fund baby out in California owns 16 limited-edition super-duper cars with grappling hooks and helipads on the roof?
Celebrities- you know, there was a time when professional entertainers were considered a small step up from streetwalkers. What the hell happened?
What other people are saying/wearing/doing- Yes, I see them. Thank you for pointing them out. Feel free to shut the fuck up about it now.
Sex
Money
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[li]Sports: I especially don’t care about football (and yes, I’m a guy). I don’t watch the Superbowl, and I even try to see how long I can go each year before accidentally finding out who’s playing. Basketball doesn’t appeal to me, either. Baseball and hockey I can handle (I even like to watch it live once in awhile, but not on TV).[/li][li]Politics: Quite frankly, I don’t really understand this topic enough to make any intelligent remarks about it. I’m not really much of a Democrat or a Republican, and most tests I have taken to determine where my political views lie put me in the middle.[/li][li]Religion: I have my beliefs, but I’m not about to go out of my way to defend my beliefs or to hold debates with people with opposing views.[/li][li]Prime-time TV: I especially don’t care about shows that become very popular. I can’t say I ever watched a single episode of Seinfeld, Friends, Cheers, E.R., NYPD Blue, Beverly Hills 90210, etc.[/li][li]Wrestling: I don’t even count this as a sport, at least what the WWF has made of it. I just don’t see the appeal in watching a bunch of big, steroid-laden guys making complete asses of themselves.[/li][li]Brittany Spears: "Nuff said. (I probably misspelled her name, but, as the thread title indicates, I don’t care if I did)[/li][li]Boy bands: Again, 'nuff said.[/li][li]Awards and awards shows: I enjoy movies and music as much as the next person, but I don’t lose sleep over a favorite movie or band not getting such recognition.[/li][li]Celebrities: I have more important things to keep up on than who’s marrying whom, who’s acting career is on the skids, etc. I never choose a movie on the basis of it having a particular actor or actress in it.[/li][li]Soap operas: My sister was obsessed with her soaps and would go out of her way to make sure she never missed them. I never understood this.[/li][li]Any controversy regarding Microsoft: Maybe Microsoft has engaged in some monopolistic or unfair business practices, and perhaps Microsoft could design their products better, and yes, Bill Gates is obscenely rich, but I don’t get worked up about any of these things.[/li][li]Fashion: I wear my clothes until they are too worn out. I do not replace what’s in my closet just because it’s not in style anymore. I have yet to set foot inside an Old Navy store.[/li][li]The Miss America Pageant: The whole show is too, well, showy and I don’t get into the “glamour” aspects of it. I actually like women who have some fat on them, wear plain jeans and shirts, and don’t put make-up on or do their hair up, so because of this I don’t really find the women on Miss America to be all that attractive.[/li][li]Beer: I don’t touch the stuff, not for religious reasons, I just don’t care to experience what it’s like to be drunk, and I intend to leave this earth without ever knowing what having a hangover is like. I suppose alcohol in general might as well go into this entry.[/li][/ul]
I think that’s enough of them for now.
chocolate
tequila
automobiles
make-up
British royalty
Ibiza
Weezer
David Mamet
How computers work: Well, I’m glad <i>someone</i> knows how they work, but I couldn’t care less. Mr. Del is always trying to show me some thing or another in PC magazine, and then engage me a conversation about whether or not we should have it, and I completely zone out. He could say “dear, do you think we should install a bucket of monkey pus in our system?” and I would say “whatever you think best, darling” without blinking.
Shopping: I don’t mind shopping, but it boggles my mind how people can talk about it. People who recount each store they went to, and every item they saw, but didn’t purchase. If you haven’t purchased, or plan to purxhase in the near future, why are we talking about it?
Famous people getting married/divorced to/from other famous people. This is interesting how?
Nails (some women dedicate hours to decorating their nails…)
Bill Clinton/George Bush bashing
Golf
Palm Pilots
Jennifer Aniston’s hair
Decorating their walls
Shoes
Cars
sports
star trek/star wars
television shows
celebrities
I’m also immune to other people’s boasting. Folks often try to make others jealous with their affluence, sex life, or some other baloney. It never gets to me.
Religion
TV shows
American Football
Fashion/clothes
Jewelry
Watches (considering that my girlfriend practically masturbates to Rolex catalogues, there has been some conflict from this point)
My primary mantra is to remind myself that the things I do care deeply about are just as likely to be on somebody else’s Rat Doot list, and avoid evangelizing accordingly.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
The painting of toe nails
Finding the parking place that is the absolute closest to the door
cooking
being right or being the authority on a particular subject
small change
hunting and fishing…ugh!
traveling outside the U.S.
carbonation - seriously, i don’t care if my soda is flat.
drink temperature - i once drank a lemon-lime soda that was at car-with-windows-rolled-up-in-summer temperature, and I didn’t care.
In no particular order: *
Any equal rights that don’t improve my lot in life.
Starving people that I don’t have to look at on my way to work or school.
Your children.
Pictures of your children.
How your child’s toilet training is coming along.
Your babie’s daddy.
How yet another boyfriend cleaned out your bank account.
Cancer in me or you.
The smell of my own farts in a crowded elevator.
The EU.
Any art I don’t immidiately like.
Any environmental issue that won’t matter until after I’m long dead anyhow.
Your addictions of the status of your addictions.
What happened to you last night (unless it involves me getting paid or laid).
Religeon (yours or mine).
Your car.
Your pets.
Healthy eating.
The casual suffering of anything (people, animals, “gaia”.)
Your foot I just stepped on.
My mental stability.
In no petuculiar order,
Debates about God, ahh they’re so stupid because nobody has anything to back up anything with
Music, I HATE MUSIC, all kinds of music, I hate listening too it, I get it shoved in my face all the time, I’m sick of it. Most of it is a bunch of charismatic people appealing to low self-esteem teens. I just don’t understand how people would like a stupid little sound.
Sports on TV, i love to play sports but why the hell do people watch them? It’s soo boring
In no particuliar order,
Debates about God, ahh they’re so stupid because nobody has anything to back up anything with
Music, I HATE MUSIC, all kinds of music, I hate listening too it, I get it shoved in my face all the time, I’m sick of it. Most of it is a bunch of charismatic people appealing to low self-esteem teens. I just don’t understand how people would like a stupid little sound.
Sports on TV, i love to play sports but why the hell do people watch them? It’s soo boring