Okay, two.
Rhyming costs extra.
(bolding mine)
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I didn’t even know Johnny was seeing anyone!
That’s why I didn’t have enough money for the rhyming.
P.S. Get the rim job. 
It’s somebody elses fault.
Gee, I’ve always thought Oswald acted alone and that there were far too many “other parties” being mentioned for it to be credible. I mean, they ALL couldn’t have been in on it. Sometimes you can over-analyze a situation to the point of making everyone cynical about the veracity of ANY answer. Sometimes the simplest answer is the answer. I don’t know too many people who subcribe to the “everybody BUT Oswald did it” theory. Maybe I just hang out with the wrong people.
I also believe OJ did it, and Sam Sheppard did it. Call me naive, but the conspiracy theorists have really made me want to embrace my naivete. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Jim Samuels said:
“The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.”
Heh.
Tibs.
JFK was a great man.
Europeans are culturally and ideologically superior.
Social Security is a good idea.
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.
crunch
There, you happy?
crunch
Damn.
kittenblue, maybe it’s me who’s hanging out with the wrong people. I have mixed feelings about conspiracy nuts. On one hand, they’re so much freakin’ fun! On the other hand, they make it hard to have a serious discussion about certain subjects without hearing about the latest Discovery Channel special that ties aliens, NAFTA, teamsters, the Royal Family, gnomes, and Elvis to the subjects in question.
Rice-A Roni is the San Francisco treat.
The people who actually play the arcade games do have a use for the big, gaudy square stickers with vague three-word messages!
Sorry, just had to throw that one in (still irks me to no end to this day).