I agree that that is a very lazy criticism. I only use it to complain about movies I found to be not just bad, but truly, offensively banal. Like I got tricked into sitting through some dreck when I could have instead been picking my toes while listening to Gregorian chants at 2/3 speed with jalapeño juice in my eyes.
Say the bells of St. Chapples.
Another old one that got shorthanded. Really, I can’t object to it. Pointing out a false comparison of two things that have some similarity (both fruits) but are still essentially different. You see, I don’t mind if something is useful and gets reduced to a catchphrase; everyone knows what it means.
#1 Whatever it is you’re about to say, not it is not. #2 No, Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, Ben Franklin, or whoever else you were about to attribute that erroneous statement to, certainly did not ever say that (in all likelihood it probably originated in the “approval version” of the Narcotics Anonymous “Basic Text” released in November 1981, but nobody is ever going to say that).
“Insanity” is a legal term. There is no such diagnosis of “insanity” in the DSM.
The mention of bingo cards above makes me remember that when I worked the audio/video for a corporate conference hall, we literally made biz-speak buzzword bingo cards as a joke. This was seven or eight years before Weird Al’s “Mission Statement.”
There’s one I don’t mind in casual conversion, but it drives me nuts when news anchors use it: “Get this,” as in, “The man returned to the shop and, get this, pulled out a gun.”
I’m watching your newscast. Presumably, I’m getting all of it. If you feel the need to frequently remind your viewers to pay attention, maybe you need to present more actual news.
Well, I just thought of one because I used it this morning with someone who messed up, was embarrassed, and apologized profusely.
Teacher: “I tried several times, but I just can’t log this student into Google. I can’t imagine what’s wrong!”
Me: “You had the wrong password.”
Teacher: “No, I got it from Power School!”
Me: “You reversed two of the numbers. … … Hey, if that’s the worst mistake you ever make, you should be dancing in the streets.”