Things that make you say "Ewww"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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  1. Walking into the bathroom at work and seeing urine all over the walls.

  2. Seeing a dog eat it’s poop.

  3. Being hit on by a 70 year old granny.

  4. Hearing what my brother does in his spare time.

I’ve got plenty more, but I want to let you guys do some!

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This is because I closed the TMI thread, right?

:sigh:

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{{{Coldfire and UncleBeer}}}

:smiley:

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Ok I admit I have been living under a rock. What does TMI stand for?

Thanks,
Osip

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I have to say, I’ve never understood how SPOOFE could post such stuff in thee presence of his brother.

The thing that is making me go eww currently: My schedule for next semester.

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  1. The thought that I might find Coldfire’s multi-thousand mile penis slithering around in my room.

:smiley:

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My fridge after it was shipped from NZ to Australia. It was cleaned before it was put in a container. The container sat on the docks for about 3 weeks.

Solid mould, baby! It looked and smelt unbelievable.

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Someone elses snot.

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Starting my own list…

  1. Entering the ladies’ room at a rest stop in Halifax County, North Carolina at 4 AM and being confronted by an unflushed toilet brimming over with poo.

  2. Walking into the Student Center at NCSU and heading over to relax on your favorite couch, only to discover that it’s already occupied by a male and female who are furiously dry-humping.

  3. Waking up at 5 AM to a “gak gaaaak gak” noise, and realizing that your dog has just yacked all over the brand-new carpet in your bedroom.

  4. College students who think it’s cool to go for an entire semester without brushing their teeth.

  5. Being in a very, very small restroom when the lady in the stall next to you decides that it’s time to empty her colon for what is apparently the first time in about two weeks: grunt grunt “Ooooooo…” splort “Ah yeah…” splat

  6. Bright, bright blue eyeshadow.

  7. Little dogs who have been left home alone all day inside of a little crate, and are covered with their own excrement by the time their owners get back home. (To tell the truth, there’s more disgust towards the owner than the poor dog.)

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Someone elses puke or snot.

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  1. Mary Tyler Moore’s asymmetrical face lift. :eek:

  2. Going to the county dump and facing dead and rotting deer carcasses in the dumpsters.

  3. The sound of broken bones grating against each other.

  4. Children riding without car seats.

  5. " George W. Bush, reproductive male "

What’s with you guys and shit, anyway? :smiley:

Cartooniverse

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I simply find shit pretty gross, don’t you 'Toony? :wink:

Another thing that made me say “Ewww” was in my marching drill last year, when I had to point my trumpet up into the air. A LOT of spit came pouring out of the horn’s mouthpiece all over my face.

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Crepitus! (I love that word.)

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I had to find out in person…at a BamaDope, Osip. It means Too Much Information.

Check out the TMI thread. It’s a riot.

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It’s called stupidity.

Anyway, things that make me say “Eww…” (yeah, there are some)…

  1. Going into the bathroom and finding out the hard way that your siblings still don’t know how to flush the toilet.

  2. Find your sister’s used pads lying on the bathroom counter, and having to throw them away yourself.

  3. Coming home at 2:00 AM, walking into the family room, only to find a gigantic pile of dog shit waiting at your feet. I hate pets.

  4. Listening to your grizzled, assholic director talk about his “shooter” still working, except that it just “dribbles down one leg”.

  5. Steak & Cheese Hotpockets. Jeez, who thought those would taste good, Jabba the Hutt?

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The TMI thread was the first one to actually make me feel sick, was an interesting experience…
Someone should start a thread titled “The TMI thread II”, this one won’t really catch on as much with this subject… I won’t start it though, on grounds that I think a mod will kill me…

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Then you should stay out of the South! :smiley:

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There was a sewage line break in the Bay Area, and they closed a few beaches due to the…err…uhm…stuff floating in the water.

No, no - this isn’t what made me go “ewwww”

There were guys surfing in the water, ignoring the warnings :eek:

One, two, three: Ewwwww!

Also, walking into the bathroom stall at work only to find the previous flush was unsuccessful. Is there any reason why I need to see little pieces of corn and tomato floating around the bowl that early in the morning?

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Having to use the “store sock”.

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I’ve tried! :smiley: But I’m stuck there until I get out of college–3 to 4 more years, if I decide to double major.