Things that most dopers would hate you for?

[Library_Boy]

@Dale_Sams

1. Blucher, because it doesn’t cost me anything, I choose to believe you. Good luck and keep fighting the good fight.

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There is a huge cost in your credibility.

[TreacherousCretin]

@Smeghead

These threads always swiftly turn into sneakbragging “look how specially different I am from the oh-so-common mainstream” threads.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

[WordMan]

@Smeghead

These threads always swiftly turn into sneakbragging “look how specially different I am from the oh-so-common mainstream” threads.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

[joyfool]

@monstro

For the last @$%! time, the woman is just an actress who was hired by a male filmmaker.

Heh. No reason to let little, old inconsequential “facts” get in the way of good outrage, amirite?

[RivkahChaya]

@Biggirl

I’m a native New Yorker who thinks New York City is the best city in the world. And I’m a Yankee fan.

Me too, except, Mets.

@Suburban_Plankton

I put ketchup on my hot dogs.

Me too, except, tofu pups. Also, serving tofurky on Thanksgiving. Loooooove the tofurky. Can’t wait.

I own a copy of the book that Birth of a Nation is based on.

My husband and I high-fived when we heard that Sylvia Browne died.

I juggle.

I eat pancakes with yogurt on them.

When my dog poops in the woods, I don’t pick it up. Even if it’s a state park.

[monstro]

Am I the only one who is really confused by this thread?

Most of the things being listed are quintessential Doper preferences/dislikes.

For instance…

My husband and I high-fived when we heard that Sylvia Browne died.

How many Dopers were grieving over Sylvia Browne? We practically threw her a “ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead” party over in Cafe Society.

[MeanOldLady]

I read through all of these, ready to get my rage on, and nearly everything made me say “Meh.” A few (ketchup on hotdogs, socks with sandals) made me let out a light groan, but that’s it. But…

@MostlyClueless

Blocking an entry, exit, or isle at the supermarket.

I felt a pang of hatred when reading this.

@Cinnamon_Imp

Until a couple of months ago, I was an unemployed single mother living off benefits (welfare).

Congrats on the new job!

[Count_Blucher]

@TruCelt

I think I missed part of the story. Why are these people following you? Are they trying to intimidate you

Stop there & there you have it.

@Library_Boy

There is a huge cost in your credibility.

Says 278 posts & right before the election. Sure hope you make it to 280.

(…say, how many days after an election do the cheap boiler-rooms paid for by the Koch’s money… fold up like cheap suits “Runaway Jury” style? Inquiring minds.)

[Velocity]

The vast majority of things listed here don’t sound at all like things that SDMB members would hate someone for. Unless we’re setting the threshold bar for ‘hate’ really low.

[seadoggie01]

@RivkahChaya

I juggle.

Me too! And I like foreign cars more than most of the crap that is produced in the US.

[Library_Boy]

@Count_Blucher

Stop there & there you have it.

Says 278 posts & right before the election. Sure hope you make it to 280.

(…say, how many days after an election do the cheap boiler-rooms paid for by the Koch’s money… fold up like cheap suits “Runaway Jury” style? Inquiring minds.)

Tuna fish dog plate go-go boots.

(Am I doing this right?)

[Guinastasia]

@Count_Blucher

Stop there & there you have it.

Says 278 posts & right before the election. Sure hope you make it to 280.

(…say, how many days after an election do the cheap boiler-rooms paid for by the Koch’s money… fold up like cheap suits “Runaway Jury” style? Inquiring minds.)

What the fuck, dude? What kind of shit have you been smoking?

[rowrrbazzle]

I think MST3K was totally lame and unfunny.

I always say “I could care less” ironcally.

[Spoons]

@Biggirl

I’m a native New Yorker who thinks New York City is the best city in the world. And I’m a Yankee fan.

New York is a fine city, and I have visited there a few times. But the Yankees?

Lifelong Blue Jays fan here.

[RivkahChaya]

I like SpongeBob SquarePants, and watch it with my kid.

When I was a kid, I loved vegetables of all kinds, so I was the kid about whom other kids’ parents said “Why can’t you eat Brussels Sprouts and Lima beans, like Rivkah?”

[pullin]

@fisha

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I like Dick Cheney.

I have 5 kids, which means I have 3.8 too many. I own a truck and three SUV’s. I’m a moderately successful business owner/capitalist, therefore an evil oppressor.

I fired a guy a week before Christmas, and another guy on his birthday.

A circumsized penis is a wonderful thing.

I believe many people on disability are not disabled. This includes veterans.

I believe many kids are overdiagnosed, and could just use some better parenting.

I hate cats and think every.single.one pisses inside a house with alarming frequency that their owners are loathe to admit. As a remodeler inside many different people’s houses, this idea is proven and reinforced over and over and over again.

I think that coffee tastes like burnt ass.

I think that abortion is absolutely, positively murder. Still should be legal. If you don’t want your kid, why the hell would I?

I think that most programs for the poor support a middle class/ upper class lifestyle for the employees of the program instead of actually helping the people who need it, and everyone is perfectly ok with that. Which is bullshit.

I charge more for clients I think are assholes. If the idea of this upsets you, you are more than likely an asshole yourself.

[swoons] I think I’m in love.

For a few seconds, I wondered if mizPullin had joined the board, and acquired some extra SUVs she wasn’t telling me about. (I’ll head out to the driveway soon and count 'em again)

[fisha]

@pullin

[swoons] I think I’m in love.

For a few seconds, I wondered if mizPullin had joined the board, and acquired some extra SUVs she wasn’t telling me about. (I’ll head out to the driveway soon and count 'em again)

We’ll start a Dick Cheney appreciation club, SDMB chapter, call ourselves the fighting ignorant Dicks.

You’ll like the secret handshake.

[pullin]

Now there’s coffee all over my screen.

Stop that fisha, it’s Monday morning and we both need to get to work. The peasants aren’t gonna oppress themselves, ya know?

[Grrr]

@fisha

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I think that coffee tastes like burnt ass.

@pullin

[swoons] I think I’m in love.

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We’ll start a Dick Cheney appreciation club, SDMB chapter, call ourselves the fighting ignorant Dicks.

You’ll like the secret handshake.
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@pullin

Now there’s coffee all over my screen.

Stop that fisha, it’s Monday morning and we both need to get to work. The peasants aren’t gonna oppress themselves, ya know?

Well, there’d be coffee all over my screen too if I thought it taste like burnt ass.

[RivkahChaya]

RE: circumcision. I think it’s wonderful when Jews do it, because we’re supposed to. I wish gentiles would stop doing it, because WTF? the whole point is to make us different, and when all the gentiles do it, it doesn’t work.

There’s gotta be something about me you all hate.