Things that my daughter has had stuck in her hair.

My daughter has beautiful, long red hair. She’s ten years old, but for some reason, she gets weird things stuck in her hair. Now she has a lot of strange lengths going on up there. She love to keep it long, so I can’t cut it short, so all I can do is laugh.

Here’s a list of the thing she had gotten stuck and tangled in her head.

A slinky
A purple rubber frog that streches
Her coat
Silly Putty
A green lizard, made from the same stuff as the frog
Her backpack

A lot of kids have had gum stuck in their hair, but this is weird stuff.

As the father of three, I feel your pain!

The things that worry me are the unidentifiable gooey substances. Next time this happens, I’m going to have it sent to a lab.