General Eastwood! :smack: CLINT should run for governor!
-Convicted criminals may attempt to win their freedom and a gameshow, hosted by Richard Dawson.
After a death row inmate is executed, Arnold will say, “You’ve been erased.”
After the impending failure of his MSNBC show, Jesse Ventura will head west to take a bit part in the Schwartzenegger administration.
(true) The California media will become completely obsessed with the Kennedy connections. Most of America will continue to Not Care.
My recollection of Arnold’s interview with Arsenio Hall years ago:
Hall: So, what does Schwarzenegger mean?
Schwarzenegger: Well, “schwarze” is “black” in German…
Pause
Crowd hoots. Hall gets “Hey, wait a minute!” look on his face.
Schwartzenegger catches up to what everyone is thinking.
Schwartzenegger: No! It’s “Schwarzen” - “black”, and “egger” is “farmer”. So you see, we might be related.
(Post subject to ~12 years of forgetfulness.)
All women named Sarah Conner will have to report to the governor’s mansion-and will never been seen again.
there will be mars colonies, and hopefully free air too 
Governor will enter the capitol naked at the beginning of each state of the state address.
Reporters will not be admitted to gubernatorial press conferences without a “spotter”.
Governor will inadvertently trigger mild earthquakes doing lunges at his Sacramento mansion.
Gray Davis will be declared “erased”.
‘i need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle’ will become a legal way of robbing people.
Did anyone else read the title and wonder what that Winkelried guy was gonna win?
Everybody gets a free CAT scan to make sure that it’s “not a too-mah”.
Kevin Nealon and Dana Carvey will revive their Hans and Franz characters for either a movie or as a series pilot.
It will be canceled after three show(ing)s.
Arnold will be exposed in a horrible scandal involving a female who played a bit part in one of his movies. It may be true, or not; the accusation will be enough to hurt him.
Maria will get enough Q out of this to consider her own political career.
Will sign legislation to make the opening day of any of his movies a state holiday. Attendence will be mandatory.
Will tell each death row inmate asking for commutation of their sentence, “Don’t worry, I’ll kill you last.” Then procede as scheduled with their executions, explaining to the press, Rermember when I said I’d kill him last? I lied."
All state owned vehicles will be replaced with Hummers.
Any member of the media who attempts to expose his rumored womanizing will be arrested, beaten and nailed to The Tree Of Woe.
All copies of The Villain and the TV movie The Jayne Mansfield Story will rounded up and destroyed. Anyone found in possession of said films after this time will be arrested, beaten, and nailed to Tom Arnold.
So, all state officials will get hummers under the new regime? I find this new plan intriguing…
As long as nobody gets nailed by Tom Arnold.
Somehow I knew those would be the two that got commented on… 
Arnold Schwartzenegger soundboxes are used for official government business.
His first duty in office: to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Since “I’ll be back” as a re-election slogan has already been brought up, we need to come up with something to get him elected in the first place.
I recommend “Vote for me if you want to live.”
Planet Hollywood will be the offical caterer at all State functions.
Potential re-election slogan: “Vote for me. I’m not a one ter-mer.”
This election won’t be a half-baked one, it’s gotta be a
Total Recall