And this Spamusement cartoon never fails to make me giggle. Even better is the picture submitted as part of a “best reenactment” contest.
Video gag: Rabbit trying to screw a chicken
Not that it’s an everyday occurence, but I can’t stop laughing when I see someone step in dogshit. Hell, I’m cackling just typing it.
A real bonus event (only saw it once) was when a person actually slips on dogshit.
The poor guy committed suicide a few years later but I don’t think that there was a connection.
That one’s pretty good, but this one remains a personal favorite.
I just thought of another one, at MixieArmadillo’s expense.
When someone asks “what’s the word?”
You reply with “The word is legs. Spread the word.”
It inexplicably makes me roar with laughter.
Sneaking up on the dog. Especially if your dog never barks otherwise.
Cruel, but… putting some doggy treats just out of reach.
“I’m hungry.”
“I’m Tom.”
“I’m cold.”
“I’m Tom.”
As you can imagine, it’s very easy to do this the whole time.
On a toilet roll dispenser: “Free sociology degrees, please take one.” Only in university bathrooms…
Stereotypical stoner slang: “Gnarly”, “far out”, and anything involving the blowing of people’s minds.
Foreign TV, where you have no idea what’s going on.
Really lame attempts to market to kids/teenagers.
Almost all of their cartoons make me giggle, if not laugh out loud. If you view a bunch of them in a row, you get the cumulative effect which I think it important to “never stop being funny” kinds of jokes.
Dan Quayle.
Another graffiti comeback:
My husband was at a bar and came out of the bathroom laughing, so I had to ask what was so funny. He said that over the urinal someone had written:
I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!
Underneath which was written:
Go home dad you’re drunk.
That and watching someone get smacked upside-the-head are always funny.
Well, if we’re doing pictures, i’ve always been especially fond of this one.
I tried to have an Embittered Single People party last Valentine’s Day, but nobody else showed up.
The best true story/one-liner ever.
My brother and his high-school friends did the Your Mom thing all the time, and I picked it up a little. Even funnier, though, when he forgot himself and did it out of habit:
Me: “Man, this movie is great.”
Bro: “Your mom was great last n . . . wait, oh, shit.”
More graffitti…as seen on a stall in the downstairs men’s bathroom at the Wawona Hotel in Yosemite National Park (presumably left by a short-changed staff member).
“Leave tips motherf*ckers!!!”
and underneath in small letters
“Buy low, sell high”
Homer Simpson saying “D’oh!”. No matter how many times he says it, it’s always funny.
Seeing someone get hit in the head with a dodgeball is vastly entertaining.
And that Japanese Show Most Extreme Whatever (I can’t remember the title to save my life.)
The Mr. and I are in hysterics the entire show.
Those wacky Japanese…I love 'em!
With apologies to those who are sick to death of it, I’m almost always amused by the 1920s style death ray jokes.
As has already been mentioned, people getting unexpectedly clocked in the dome. But especially little kids.
What about memories that will never stop being funny? Ever?
Back when my brother was in high school he and some other guys used to go swimming naked in some quarry occasionally. So one day he told the following story about the quarry"
“o I’m swimming with [let’s call him] Potsie and he’s just standing there in the water with his dick hanging out and I notice he’s pissing ! And I’m like, 'Dude! What the fuck are you doing, man?”
And ya know, it’s a kind of funny story, no?
But what has me laughing 20 years later is that he told this story to our mom !
“Go down to the workshop and ask the technicians for a long weight.”
Of course, sometimes the kid is too smart:
“Here’s two dollars. Go across the road and buy some straight bananas.”
Kid takes money and duly trots off. He returns empty-handed, of course.
Spluttering with barely-concealed mirth: “Did you get the straight bananas?”
“No, they were out, but the man said he’s getting some more in tomorrow, so he kept your money.”
On the bottom of the door in a toilet stall, in miniscule writing:
You are now shitting at 45 degrees
See, reading this thread is going to cause me inconvenience. I’ve seen a funny piece of bathroom grafitti at the local grocery store. I know my explanation won’t do it justice, so I’m going to have to take my camera out there and get a picture to post online.
Here’s a teaser. It is one of those wall-mounted baby-changing stations with the cute Koala bear on it. Someone has changed the word “Kare” into “Krew”, implying a gang of these Koala bears. Then a grenade was drawn in one hand of the bear, a M-16 in the other, an ammo belt over the bear’s chest, an eyepatch(IIRC), and the diaper was colored in with a camo pattern. Then there was a speech bubble that said something pretty amusing, but I can’t remember exactly what. It was vaguely threatlike IIRC. The image of a bunch of diaper-wearing baby koala bears forming a hardcore gang and taking over downtown Compton with M-16s was pretty amusing.
Enjoy,
Steven