Things the Japanese should stop doing, or what Glenn Beck isn't saying

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@kaylasdad99

They should do THIS more, though.

Heh. The very next video linked was “Happy Meal”.

[Regallag_The_Axe]

@Little_Nemo

I’d be worried if Glenn Beck started denouncing tentacle porn. Because then we’d have to dread the inevitable scandal when he gets caught in some public restroom with an underage octopus.

Yeah, but it would be funny just to hear him use the phrase ‘tentacle porn’.

[Alka_Seltzer]

Stop making camp robots, it makes God angry. (Vid on BBC News website).

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Ludovic

“I’m not saying God caused the earthquake, but there’s a message being sent?” LOL WUT? That’s reaching pretty low for even his level of JAQing off.

“Two tectonic plates are colliding”. That’s a message, right?

[Punoqllads]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

“Two tectonic plates are colliding”. That’s a message, right?

Now there are Germans causing havoc in Japan?

[Ellen_Cherry]

@Wile_E

Okay, now the spoiler tags work, weird.

They only did #2 once, in 1941 for 90 minutes.

They don’t work for me either, on a Mac in Firefox. Worked in Safari, though.

[Punoqllads]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

“Two tectonic plates are colliding”. That’s a message, right?

@Punoqllads

Now there are Germans causing havoc in Japan?

Oh, wait… tectonic plates, not teutonic pirates. Nevermind…

[Apollyon]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

“Two tectonic plates are colliding”. That’s a message, right?

After analyzing the recent spate of earthquakes on the Pacific rim we have come to the following good news / bad news conclusion:

Good news: God is sending us a message.

Bad news: He’s using Morse code.

[WhyWhyWhy]

@Princhester

What he actually wants them to stop doing is being Japanese. They should do and say and eat and think like what upright normal people do. In other words they should quit being so damn Japanese and should be proper people. You know: Americans.

But then we will have to drive…Ohhhhh Gawwwd Noooooooo!!!

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@WhyWhyWhy

But then we will have to drive…Ohhhhh Gawwwd Noooooooo!!!

German cars?

[Sampiro]

@Punoqllads

Now there are Germans causing havoc in Japan?

Pity, they used to be such good friends.

[Mister_Rik]

@kaylasdad99

They should do THIS more, though.

Weird - I first saw that several years ago when it was labeled as a French McDonald’s ad. The music is certainly more French.