Things to avoid when making magic wishes

If you wish for the perfect hot fudge sundae, don’t say “and I want crushed nuts”.

It’s okay to wish for a car, just not for a really hot one.

And dont wish for a really hot womaneither!

In the sequential thread category this came up just before:

Like a Cold, Wet, Squirrel Nose to the Balls

Yeah, that qualifies.

That’s what you get if you’re lucky. If you aren’t, you get a really hot woman.

Never ask a beautiful Genie for a little head.

Never ask for two big boobs.

Oh pshaw. This is a really hot woman.

Make sure the genie isn’t hard of hearing when you ask for a 12 inch penis.

It’s probably prudent to avoid asking for a “buttload” of money or goods.

Don’t sing along to “Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener”.