The neighbors that share a wall with me like to argue at midnight quite often, it’s really fucking annoying. She likes to yell, “OH MY GAWD!” over and over again, and not in a happy fun way. One gem was, “When is it ever ok for you to just grab my crotch?!”
The wifey and I just looked at each other and laughed. I’m thinking the next time they don’t STFU I’m going to put my computer right next to the wall and blast hardcore porn on full volume. And not regular porn, but weird German shit. What else could be done?
(Ok, I won’t do any of this but it’s fun to think about. I’m just glad they stopped beating their children. Seriously. We had to call CPS on them.)