Things to Try if Given the Chance

In My Humble Opinion
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This poll is inspired by What Are The Sharks So Pissed About? in the Pit. In that thread, upon being told that there is no truth to something I’d heard about hitting a shark in the snout, I commented that now I know to scratch that off my list of “Things to Try if Given the Chance.”

So I thought, what would I try if given the chance? Now I don’t mean things you’d like to do (i.e. visit a sweetheart, have sex with a celebrity), I mean test out little things you’d heard or thought of. What little theories would you want to test? Here’s my list:

[ul]
[li]Jump in a falling elevator just before it hits the ground[/li][li]Answer the phone at work by saying, “Hi, is Vanessa there?” just to see how confused the caller would be and keep tabs of how many people tell me I have the wrong number[/li][li]Beat a Great White shark in the snout - oh wait, scratch that one[/li][/ul]

So what are your little thoughts or ideas you’d like to test? BTW - I’ll most likely be back later, I had a bunch yesterday, but forgot them all between then and now.

2

I’d like to drive past a herd of grazing cows.

Then I’d like to ‘spirit’ myself back to the cows’ field to see whether they were having a conversation.

Like they were before I drove by and interrupted.

3

I would like to try dipping a sleeping person’s (like my sister’s) hand in warm water and see if they wet themselves.

4

I’d like to answer the phone at work “Thank you for calling Taco Bell, would you like to try a beefy chalupa?” instead of “Customer Security, hardygrrl speaking.”
I’d like to try out my rollerblades on a half pipe, if I knew I wouldn’t hurt myself too bad.

5

I’d like to try that Boss Hogg car jump from Dukes of Hazzard. It would be so awesome to make it.

Also, I’d like to do Donuts on the quad (actually it’s a field in front of a pond) at my alma mater. It’s this thing I’ve always wanted to do.

6

If I could I’d:[ul]
[li]Rush the stage at a concert.[/li][li]Do karaoke, in front of lots of people…preferably with a Michael Jackson song.[/li][li]Run around New York City naked.[/li][li]Tell someone what I really think about them[/li][/ul]
~Kittie

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Peyote.