Not very clever, considering they could get away with half that.
emkay, I should’ve wrote it this way:
I can answer that one. Because every once in a while someone will think they’re being clever and actually buy 40 packages of buns and 32 packages of hotdogs,huge conspiracy:D …
That’s more like it!
Try these…
•How can we have free will if time travel were possible?
•How could I prove that I am truly awake right now?
•Why does my nose run, but my feet smell?
•Why do atheists do good if they believe there is no reward, or punishment for doing bad?
Quote:
DarrenS originally posted:
please refrain from posting the corney and ancient one-liners, like “Why do birds sing” etc. - and the whole parkway/driveway thing (aargh!) and all its related ones that have been discussed ad nauseum.
We all know you drive parkways and park on driveways because otherwise you’d ruin the grass. >:)
What’s the third word that end in -gry?
OW! Hey, quit throwin’ stuff!!!
What happened to D.B. Cooper?
Where is the Holy Grail?
How DO the telemarketers know that I’m just about to put dinner on the table?
If a tree falls in the forest … never mind.
Who shot down Flight 800?
What is the average flight velocity of a fully laden swallow?
(OK, TVGuy, it’s obviously been a long day. Box up the “wise ass” and go to bed now, 'K?)
What hand did Binky the Magic Space Clown play in the creation of the universe?
one…two…three…[CRUNCH]
THREEE!
Why is there something, rather than nothing?
Candy 'if’s and 'but’s were candy and nuts, would we all have a merry Christmas?
How is it that we experience our lives?
Will the Cubs ever win another World Series?
How to predict the weather 100% accurately for my potential ski trip in early 2003.
What John Milton meant when he used the word “spare” in this poem.
Why we dream the precise images that we dream.
What ever happened to the other half of *Wham! *?
Where are all my missing socks?
Who put the ram in the ram a lama ding dong?
Why are the best things in life free?
If we have to pay for our sins, can we use a credit card?
George Carlin, is dat you?
Are we really living in the Matrix?
Whatever happened to the Fireball XL-5 toy rocket I had when I was 4 years old?
One second there, next second…vanished forever…
Oooooh! Spookey! :eek
Are Cecil and Ed Zotti the same person?
Zev Steinhardt
Did J.S. Bach intend for the pieces contained in the Musical Offering to be played in any particular order?
(I’ve been intensely studying this piece for weeks now. What can I say? It’s on my mind)
What would a subatomic partical look like if you could make it macroscopic? (this one’s been buggin me for years).
Why do things get bad the moment I acknowledge that they are good?
What is a thought? (somehow “neural code” just doesn’t seem to be the whole story)
How now brown cow?
Why do we have so many questions?
I know there is reward for doing good and punishment for doing bad, and I’m an athiest.
Back to Op: Hmmm… Why do I hate phones so much?