The Virgins have it, to get it you have to spank them!!
Ok, looking back that was not really an answer to the OP, but I can’t think of anything. Sorry. 
One of my friends in college decided to do a statistics project on this. A bunch of us had to count the licks it took us to get to the center. I believe it took me something around 370, but this was a few years ago, so I don’t exactly recall.
I’m pretty sure, though, that it took me more than 300 and less than 600. And it shouldn’t take longer than 10 minutes or so to do this yourself, so if you’re particularly bored you can try it out.
And Zev took my question.
If I asked you to answer “no” to this yes/no question, would you?
Why is so hard to read sideways?
And why can’t I reset these damn margins?
Rand…way too much to ponder with a terrible crick in yer neck.
Why does my apparently eternally 21 year old brain keep making promises that my 54 year old body can’t keep?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
The other night, in the grocery store, I saw a gizmo that might help. You insert the stick end of the TRP in this socket and it would keep track of the licks, showing them on an LCD. I wasn’t curious enough to actually buy one to find out how it detected the licks.
DD
If you are a male, and I suspect you are, it is because your brain is supplied oxygen by the penis. Therefore, your brain is oxygen deprived leaving you to perennially make juvenile decisions.
That’s just my theory, your mileage may vary.
Now back to a regularly scheduled eternally burning question.
Why not buy 4 packages of of hotdogs and 5 packages of buns?
Who did shoot the deputy?
Why didn’t that guy in the desert just give the damn horse a name?
What is the answer to the ultimate questions of Life, the Universe and Everything?
Yes. But you didn’t ask me to, you just asked me what I would do if you did.
To respond to the OP:
Why do Rob Schneider, Carrot Top, and Steve Guttenberg keep getting parts in movies?
Why do people listen to Rush Limbaugh?
Why don’t the American people seem to care that the Bill of Rights (except for the Second Amendment, naturally) is being systematically eroded by the Bush Administration?
-astraeus
What happened at Tunguska?
42
Why do people have to make this into their own personal political agenda or soap box?
What is the definition of life?
Why are you in my house?
Why can’t I be either consistently intelligent or consistently stupid?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Why are so many people amused by singing hamsters?
(Sorry to do this but …)
I imagine that some skilled investigative journalist could find out, D. B. just being some guy from Portland the police briefly investigated. Now what ever happened to Dan Cooper, that’s tougher.
Why is a dandelion cnosidered a nasty “weed” instead of a pretty “flower?”
Why do elevators have up AND down call buttons. I mean, if I’m standing on the second floor of my library, isn’t it unimportant whether I let the elvevator “know” where I’m off to next since it has to pick me up on Floor Number Two first?
Since Cecil has covered the calories of cum, what is the calorie count of snot. R3ecently witnessed one of my nephews doing some “nose-mining…”
Patty
Why do evil men prosper?
Who is Jimmy Hoffa and why is he buried in my back yard?
If seven-eleven is open 24hrs a day, seven days a week…why do they have locks on the doors?
If sourcream is cream that has gone sour…why does it have an expiry date??
QUOTE]Why do atheists do good if they believe there is no reward, or punishment for doing bad?
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I can answer this one: it is because true morality is not based on the threat of punishment.[