Things you always order if you see it on a menu

Loaded baked sweet potato (or just a regular baked sweet potato, if that’s all they’re offering)

And what North Americans call “squash” the British call “marrow.”

OMG thank you! I am going to Winchester for the weekend.

Next week when I get home I will definitely look this up!

You are awesome.

Katsu is one I don’t always order, but if I do, I know 100% that I’m going to enjoy it. It’s the most reliably tasty dish I know of.

Sounds tasty.

Prime Rib, cause I can’t make it at home for just me.

The UK version is usually liver and bacon, which I love, but quite often it’s overcooked and of course the liver ends up hard. It’s not meant to be like that! Needs very short cooking time.

My other go-to’s

Smoked salmon
Garlic mushrooms
Scampi and chips (proper British chunky chips, not those skinny US things)

or screw up the gravy

I make Liver & Onions & Bell Pepper & Bacon. In fact, I made it yesterday.

First, I fry a strip of bacon. Then I add a pat of butter to the bacon grease and sauté the chopped onions and peppers (and sometimes mushrooms) to translucency. Then I plate the onions & peppers and fry up the liver—just a couple minutes on each side, seasoning as needed. Then I hold the cooked liver in forceps and slice bite-sized strips onto the plated bed of onions and peppers with scissors. Cut up the bacon, too. Add mashed potatoes and peas and mix it all about till it resembles a pile of glop (hey, taste trumps aesthetic presentation). Top it with a dollop of Bisto beef gravy, or equivalent.

Cleanup? One pan. Done and dusted. And it’s not just tasty; it’s a great source of iron! Just a heads-up—if you’ve got gout, maybe sit this one out.

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And not a bad price, I have to say! So: back here in the home of fish, chips and mushy peas, if you went to The Gardeners Arms in Ardingly (as a frinstance - just a pub we know), we have:

Beer Battered Fish & Chips, tartare sauce, garden or mushy peas, triple cooked chips, lemon £17.75

Makes the Pipers Pub sound like pretty good value.

And that reminds me - The Gardeners Arms used to do kedgeree (sadly no more). If I ever see that, I’m having it.

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He talks in rhyme all the time?