According to the laws of physics, it is impossible to reach or exceed the speed of light.
I believe that I’ve found the exception. I have a small kitten who appears to be in several places at once. In fact, I believe she is actually moving at speeds faster then light, thus causing this illusion.
Yes, it requires infinite energy. Kittens obviously are capable of having such.
Anyone else want to contribute their experiences?
Ogden Nash claimed that the only speed faster than the speed of light is the speed with which a martini hits an empty stomach.
The Law of Conservation of Matter says otherwise, but any dieter can tell you that 1.5 oz of chocolate is equivalent to 5 pounds of body fat.
I read an article once that in passing mentioned that the Leaning Tower of Pisa violated the laws of physics.
Um… no it doesn’t.
Nah!! 
You have Schrödinger’s cat. :rolleyes:
Unlikely. Pixel pretty much stays in Oz…
Well, there’s always that stable macroscopic wormhole with negative mass and energy linking to last Tuesday that’s in my backyard.
I think I have Pixel’s brother - he can walk through the door to get from the cat suite to my bedroom without opening said door. I have tried to explain to him that he can’t do that, but he persists in this behavior.
He’s also an orange tabby, but he’s also a polydactyl.
I must have missed a memo - When did Schrodinger’s cat get named Pixel?
As for violating the laws of physics, my pencil tends to violate the conservation of matter whenever I set it down for two seconds. :dubious:
My ruler at work is capable of teleporting around the building. I only need to turn my back for a second, and the ruler will disappear from my desk and reappear on a table across the room.
Great. If you get a minute, would you please jump in, give me a call, and tell me that if I don’t pick up the dry-cleaning I’m going to be in big trouble with my wife?
Before Robert Heinlein died. And HPL, lay off the sauce, dude. You have two cats.
I do, but only one of them is black and white. The other is tabby. They’re quite easy to tell apart.
[slight hijack]It’s so nice to chat with people who read Heinlein![/hijack]
“All cats are not gray after midnight. Endless variety-” RAH
Turek… let’s just say he was talking about pussy and not pussies. Ya gots?
Gossip also travels faster than light, and has infinite mass of impending doom.
I have a Pixel. She has the remarkable ability to exist on our bed at all times. We will throw her off and she will materialize back up there almost instantly. I think she’s some sort of pan-dimensional creature.
The exception to this also violates the laws or natural science. The exception being of course, that all food or drink consumed on national holidays or during the Super Bowl contain no calories whatsoever.
I don’t know why this happens as it does defy all logical and scientific explanation, but every time I wash my car, it will rain within 3 days… guaranteed!
Corrilarry to above rule:
If I wash my car in April, it will be guaranteed to snow within 3 days.
(…and in case you are wondering, I did wash my car last week. Sorry! )
My dog can convert mass into…well, nothing much. She eats tremendous amounts, lays around all day doing nothing, poops very tiny poops and never gains weight. WTF? Where does it all go?
