… but you can’t help yourself.
For me - Rolos. Addictive little bastards.
(This is excluding the obvious - shards of glass, arsenic, a pit bull’s dinner, and the like.)
Esprix
Anything crispy, salty, and fried. Can’t leave it alone.
I had a great time in Scotland:
Breakfast: Sausage with assorted fried cakes of unidentified stuff. Fried bread, if you like.
Lunch: Meat with fried breaded vegetables and 1 heaping tablespoon of salad.
Dinner: Fish and chips.
(Actually, I didn’t eat like that every day, but I could have.)
Tis the season for Whiskey Divinity.
( so what if each piece packs a whopping million calories???)
I really should stop jamming Dove dark chocolate in my mouth, followed by a shot of Reddi-Wip. But damn, it’s good.
The other day I ate a 250 g bar of Cadbury Dairy Milk. Mmmmmm. I had to have gained 10 poinds, but I didn’t check!
Pounds. 10 pounds.
Every goddam Easter I eat one of those coconut, chocolate-covered eggs with the chalk flower on top.
Every year I feel sick as a dog after one bite and after I have choked the whole thing down I lay there moaning, “I will never eat one of those things again!” But I always do.
Hecky’s rib tips. Of the 5 times I have had them in the last 4 years, 2 times I’ve gone to the ER with a gallbladder attack!
You’d think I would learn but every time I drive by (twice a day), I salivate and simultaneously think, “what the fuck are you doing!!?!”
One of my patented coronary-on-a-plate breakfast burritos. The ingredients are as follows;
[li]One very large flame warmed flour tortilla[/li][li]Two slices of processed cheese[/li][li]Two or three sausage links[/li][li]A slice or two of ham[/li][li]Three or more slices of crisp bacon[/li][li]Two sunny side up fried eggs with runny yolks[/li][li]Green Jalapeño hot sauce[/li][li]Liberal quantities of salt[/li]One of these for breakfast and I’m usually immobilized for the entire day.
Home made bacon cheeseburgers are another one on the list. But since they contain vegetative matter (i.e., lettuce, tomato, onions and dill pickles) I allow myself to classify them as healthy chow.
There is this type of cake that I love, and it’s got like a billion calories per bite, not just piece. I’m skinny, so It doesn’t really matter, but it’s so unhealthy anyway. It’s like injecting mayonaise directly into your heart.
Any cheap, sugary candy - especially the sour ones! Dino-sours, sour jubes, sourball gum, yummm. Very good for me.
The stuffed 'shrooms at Houlihan’s… I love them but they make me sick every time! I think I’m allergic to them but I can’t stop myself from eating them anyway.
[sub]*That is just plain sad.[/sub] *
If you’re talking about funnel cake, then I second it. It’s so oily that if you were to touch it with a napkin, the napkin would become transparent (like in that Simpsons episode). It’s so good though, especially with some confectioner’s sugar ontop. Mmmm.
Jolly Ranchers. I LOVE them and can’t stop with just one… package.
Dots. You know, those fruity gumdrop-like candies that have been sitting, unbought, on the shelf down at the Circle-K since 1987? Love those. It’s like eating flavored wax, though. If you eat too many of them, the digestive process gets, um, slowed down. 
A slice of bread layered thick with peanut butter. Not because peanut butter is fattening, but because it’s physically painful. Peanut butter is very viscuous and sticky, not the easiest thing to push through the esophagus. Eating a whole lot at one time causes it to clog up, and until you manage to get it down it’s unpleasantly painful. If you’re going to eat bread and peanut butter, for God’s sake, play it safe.
(Mmmmmm. . . Bread and peanut butter. . . I could go for a slice right now. . .)
Umm… I know there’s gotta be something… oh yes, thousand island salad dressing. So it’s not terribly bad by itself but I could eat that stuff all day it’s yummy I could drench my food in it.
Kitty
My words.