Things you should never do while watching certain movies

I prefer fava beans and a nice Chiati

The secret’s in the sauce!

-Tawanda

Never get a pedicure while watching The Big Lebowski.

No, no, it’s never watch “Pushing Tin” while you’re on a plane.

What kind of sadistic mofo makes that the inflight movie?

(as long as you’re aware of the basic premise of the plot it should be safe to read).


I was watching the DVD of the Ring last night, about midnight, and afterwards left it on the main menu. I pressed a button on the remote by mistake, and the “video that kills you” started to play. All the buttons on the DVD were disabled - menu, pause etc. After it finishes, a telephone rang out of the rear speaker channels, right behind my head. Instant pant-shitting ensues. Bastards.

Don’t forget where the fast-forward button is on your remote if you’re watching The Passion of the Christ. Man, I hit that button so many times that it considerably shortened the movie. Good thing it was a free rental.

Never try to eat or make out during Seven.

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This really deserves a barfing smiley with another smiley holding it’s hair.

You should never turn on the television when watching Star Trek V. It’s better that way.