Things you should never do while watching certain movies

Never munch on pitted dates and milk while watching Mimic. TRUST ME :eek:

In fact, certain finger foods should never be consumed during a horror flick. ew

Don’t sit in front of the A/C while while watching Die Hard II. You’ll end up having to pee.

Doesn’t have to be gross or scary, just a bad idea.

Don’t produce a dish of salsa in the closing sections of Fargo.

Never watch ‘Castaway’ when you’re on a plane.

Eat bean dip while watching the 2nd half of “The Evil Dead”.

Don’t watch 'Rob Roy" when you are pregnant, or otherwise inclined to be nauseated. (I’m thinking of the scene where he hides inside a dead, rotting ox.)

Don’t watch “Tampopo” when you’re dieting.

Did you have The Hitcher in mind when you said that or was it just a funny coincidence?

Anyone want some french fries? :stuck_out_tongue:

I watched American Pie.Went from the cinema to the church dinner.Sitting in the kitchen was a large hot apple pie.I declined dessert…

The classic answer to this question is pea soup during The Exorcist.

Here’s one my mom actually did: Don’t sit in a draft while watching Doctor Zhivago. Brr…

Don’t leave your phone on when watching The Ring.

The 10 things you should never do while watching a porno:

  1. Eat Cheetos
  2. Talk to your mom on the phone
  3. Invite the pizza man in to watch with you
  4. Watch your dog groom itself
  5. Operate heavy machinery
  6. Play with sand
  7. Try to hump the TV
  8. Forget what time the kids come home
  9. Work the cash register at the video store
  10. Accidentally switch to The Learning Channel

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yeah! If you’re gonna pee soup, do it in the toilet, you low life mongrels! :stuck_out_tongue: Just pause the DVD, and get out of your damn chair and go to the bathroom!
Oh, I may have misinterpreted your intent, Annie.

Nutty, yeah, I couldn’t think of any specific movie, but several snippets of scenes ion my memory did fuel the pun.

Make out during Schindler’s List?

(/Seinfeld)

thwartme

Yeah, that’s right. I’m positive!

Don’t keep the Iliad on hand to reference while watching Troy.

If you watch The Ring at night while lying on the couch, do not finish the movie, turn off the TV and fall asleep. You will roll onto the remote at four in the morning, and the TV will turn on and show static.

Trust me. I speak from personal experience here.

No, I didn’t smash my television, although I did come damned close.

No BBQed ribs during Silence Of The Lambs. :smiley:

Crunching down on Bakalava as hooks rip through flesh in the HELLRAISER films.

A friend of mine seriously avoided bakalava for a year after we did that.

spaghetti and meatballs while watching faces of death…and discussing the gross bits. We have a friend who cant eat spaghetti and meatballs, and hasnt been able to for 14 years now. mrAru is cross trained as an EMT, and we were discussing some of the bits that looked staged.

Though the drawing and quartering in one of the ex soviet states was fascinating…