I can hang metal cutlery and such to my face and torso. If i’d practice, I could probably make them hang on there for hours but I haven’t done this since I was a teen as it seemed to freak people out (remote fishing village, 300 inhabitants, I was lucky not to get burnt…). The last time I did it was in the cafeteria of a fish processing plant, when I hung three spoons, a fork and a cheese slicer from my face. No tricks or anything, they just stay there; I’m pretty sure it has something to do with moisture and/or skin fat.
I am also the world’s most charming man and, as such, have never had to fill out a resumé/CV or even an application. Really.