Things your mom warned you about.

Whenever I would say, “can I get a cookie?” (or something to that extent) she’d firmly reply “I’ll cookie you?” Then she started to apply it to everything “But Bobbie said!” “I’ll Bobbie you!”

So, one day I grabbed a mini-recorder, and said strong and proud…
“CAN I HAVE A COOKIE!!”
and she said “I’ll cookie you!”
So I said, “AWW FUCK!”
So she said, “I’ll Fuck you!”

Yup, Mom’s doing 5 to 7 now, I think she get’s out in 2003.


Kisses!
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