Bah! But I like wearing high heels and pointy toed shoes. In fact, round-toed shoes simply are not flattering. Pointy toes make me feel good, they suit the shape of my feet and I like them. Oh, and I’m wearing them for me, not for you.
I don’t think anybody’s stopping you from wearing them. And there are plenty of people who love them or have no preference either way.
One theme I see in society is the blurred line between childhood and adulthood. There used to be a saying “sex is your reward for having grown up,” but now, confronted with the glittery slut-wear for pre-teens, and the middle-age “I refuse to grow up” women who get tramp stamps and wear butt-floss (ladies, please: not everything besides butt-floss is a granny-panty),I feel queesy.
I had to be in circulation and make a lot of mistakes before I acquired whatever humble level of sexual sophisitication I now possess, and I don’t think that females are any more exempt from that than us guys. And now that I am an older yet still sexually functioning person, I should hope maintaining some dignity makes me more attractive, not less.
(on the other hand, as a middle age guy I do snore a lot more. That will get you kicked out of bed almost as fast as urethral supuration)
Really ripped guys.
I can admire (albeit from afar) a guy with muscles he uses to get a job done…a guy who’s in shape…but a guy with what I call “vanity muscles?”
Stupid and silly, IMHO.
Gimme a guy with a few love handles over the gym-freak any day of the week.
And long hair on guys? Fabio hair? Surfer hair? Emo hair? Hair past the ears in general?
Gross. I’m the girl. I’m the one with time-consuming hair. I’ve never seen a good-looking guy who didn’t look even better with short hair.
What does wearing a thong have to do with not wanting to grow up? I wear 'em because I hate the look of a pantyline, not because I think it’s sexy or because I’m immature.
Guys wearing suits and ties and all that stuff. Definitely, there are times when it’s appropriate - I don’t want to promote going casual to a formal event - but I much prefer jeans and T-shirts.
I got nothin’ against muscles, though!
Q: Elret’s protest: Then why wear anything?
I’m talking about string underwear, with no place to attach the adhesive panels of the merest mentrual clout.
Because I don’t menstruate 24/7?
I learned the term for them in another thread–cum gutters. :eek:
Big boobs.
That only supports my argument. Why wear them at all, if they have no function other than vanity?
Brunette all the way for me, tho certain blondes, where it isn’t obvious that it’s a dye job, can still do it for me.
I find porn, as typically filmed nowadays, either ludicrous at best, or a complete turn off. Someone mentioned the “Ken” look upthread; for me, porn is like watching Ken and Barbie go at it (can probably find a Youtube clip of that now that I mention it)-that’s supposed to be sexy? Plastic people fucking mechanically.
Girl on girl.
I always hit the fast forward during this apparently obligatory, and thoroughly boring, scene.
I know I’ve mentioned this here on the boards at least once before, and gotten a little agreement, but when I say the same thing in real life, men look at me as though I just said I enjoy stapling my ballsack to my cat.
Add me to the chorus of those who dislike bodybuilders; sometimes I thought I was the only one. I like a wide variety of body types, from very thin to a little chunky (think football player) to fit and athletic, but the oversized/bulging/ripped type just elicits eyerolls from me.
Ditto on the long hair on guys, too. Ew, ew, ew. Feminine, unflattering, and entirely too precious. Guys should have short hair, if any. A military cut? Take me home. Bald? I’m your slave.
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[li]High heels, stilletto heels, fishnet stockings-- none of these do anything for me.[/li][li]Disproportionately large breasts. I like large women, and large breasts come with the territory, but if they are too big in relation to her body size it’s a distraction more than anything.[/li][li]Two girls getting it on; I fast forward through these scenes every time they appear in a porno.[/li][li]Tattoos are okay in moderation (one on the arm, the breast or even a tramp stamp is okay), but emblazoning one’s entire body with ink just reeks of skankdom. I could do without body piercings.[/li][/ul]
Brad Pitt.
ewwww
He looks just like my uncle. :eek:
I won’t hold it against you.
Put me in the big boobs category as well. While I don’t really get turned on by women who are flat as boards, I… Meh, who am I kidding? Of course I do.
Lacy, frilly lingerie. Sometimes I like it, but the plainer the better. Soft white cotton is far sexier than something that looks like it was made from grandma’s table runner.
Deep husky voices. I never understood the appeal of Lauren Becall and Kathleen Turner. I like girls that sound like girls.
The overly-skinny supermodel look. It doesn’t do a thing for me. I like women with a figure, not women who look like teenage boys with a breasts.
Tongue piercings. That’s seriously revolting.
Hair coyly positioned covering one eye. It drives me nuts. I keep wanting to reach over and move it, even on people I don’t know (no, I don’t actually do it).
Most makeup.
And while I’ve yet to find anything that turned me on about a guy (I suppose I’m incurably heterosexual), there are several things that turn me off. One is the whole shaved-chest look. You’re past puberty now. Why are you trying to look like a child? Another is the fishnet shirts on guys (I know there’s a name for these), especially the crop-top style that some athletes used to wear. Sheesh. You’re a guy. You can go shirtless if you want. Take that ridiculous thing off.