Japanese school-girls all:
(1) have enormous eyes, with no trace of an epicanthic fold;
(2) can have any hair colour except for black, including pink, blue and green;
(3) wear their sailor-suit school uniforms with the hem at least 30 cm above their knees;
(4) in order to save Tokyo from monsters or aliens, can either (a) magically transform into princess costumes, in which they use English phrases to defeat the enemy, or (b) pilot large robots with no training to save Tokyo, and the rest of the world.
Laser Rifles are the most inaccurate weapons ever invented.
Robeasts, for all of their vicious appearance, can ALWAYS be slain by a single sword strike from above, cleaving them in twain, providing that said sword stroke is IMMEDIATELY followed by a horizontal slice across the midsection.
Robeast corollary: Lotor and Haggar will never realize this fatal flaw in their Robeast designs, nor will the members of Voltron ever realize that they should just begin every fight against a Robeast with said method.
There is no problem or mystery that can not be solved with Gymnastics.
Any reports of paranormal activity should immediately trigger an investigation into the activities of Farmer Dan, the butler, the chauffeur, any recent arrivals into town and local loners; and into the possibility of a cache of valuables gone missing in the area.
Musicians are excellent at solving mysteries.
Teenagers are excellent at solving mysteries.
Animals can talk. And they’re generally excellent at solving mysteries.
Teenage animal musicians are not, despite all indications, the best at solving mysteries. Looking at you, Jabberjaw.
Villains–no matter how mean looking–generally have pretty tame plans for world domination and pretty much no foresight.
This is what actually happens with our cats, when they attempt to make a rapid getaway on the hardwood floor or the linoleum. So, for this one case, cartoons are accurate.
Except our cats never make that hitting-the-tin-pan cacophony that Hanna-Barbera characters make when they try this.
You can parachute to safety when your helicopter is hit by a missile. If you’re in a tank, you and your comrades can always jump out of the top hatch and run to safety befire it explodes.
The brains of small desert birds are superior to those of coyotes.
Skunks are neither discerning nor discriminating when making romantic decisions (or maybe it’s not a skunk thing so much as a French Foreign Legion thing).
It is okay to run off a tall cliff or building so long as one does not realize the fact; it’s only the subsequent realization that one is in the air that is dangerous.