Yum… chads… :P~~~
Let’s just say that my belly isn’t the only thing he’s poked…
There is a site http://www.laparoscopy.com that features actual video of a colonoscopic foreign body removal. Anything more is TMI.
Robin
I have never put something up my ass on a whim, but I have pulled all sorts of shit out of it at need.
-an entire Organic Chemistry Exam
-reasons behind that bruise that were acceptable to mother
-a biker named Jim
-innocence
-the time
-a dark hole
-several car parts, including a power steering pump for a 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee
-the lyrics to “The Rainbow Connection”
-seven oranges, carefully shipped from Florida
-a toaster oven, capable of baking muffins
-several chapters of Wheelock’s Latin
I guess my ass isn’t as talented as some of yours, but its my ass and I love it.
Jimmy Hoffa
Amelia Erhardt
The Lindberg Baby
Madylne Murray O’Hair
Bill Clinton’s Soul
Al Gore’s Sense of Humor
Dubya’s Maturity & Intellect
Keanu Reeves’ Acting Ability
God
The Devil
The Current and Original Casts of Charlie’s Angels
My Husband
Studio 54
The rare photo of Dan Quayle fighting in Vietnam
Cher’s original nose