No, see, I don’t think you’re getting it. It’s not “{poster} feels bad, I think I will deliberately try to make him feel worse.” It’s “Wow, those fucking ‘I’m leaving’ threads just get older and older…particularly when the ‘I’m leaving’ person fucking stays. Therefore, I shall mock it because it’s fucking stupid.”
Thank you Hama.
How many different ways must this be stated for some of you to finally get it?
Yep. Buncha ninnies.
And I obviously side with Mr. Psycat(Demo), if anyone knows the details of quite a few oldschool pit meltdowns by some former Dopers…
Sam
If I did that, how would anyone recognize me?!? Well, besides the giant 'stache and eyebrows, I mean.
I get it.
Does this mean I have to suck your cock? I just brushed my teeth.
Ethnic slurs, fat jokes, whiny bitches. They’re all fine. Even jokes about “having no friends” and bad spelling. All these are fine and in the scope of good taste. But the fact that all of you just let this little gem go by without a singe word against it sickens me.
Totally uncalled for. Accusing someone of liking that comic is the moral equivalent of the holocaust, and if the attitude around here doesn’t change, not only am I leaving, but I’m taking my ball with me!
Are you refering to me, please?
Because if you’re refering to me, I would like to remind you that my inoffensive philosophy has harmed no one, least of all the anal retentive few who follow me from thread to thread nipping at my heels like yappy little Chihuahuas. My undoings have been the fault of others — rat’s asses who delight in nothing more than posting incindiary or provocative insults for the sole purpose of agitation. It’s not MY fucking fault that a couple of shit heads aim and fire their rhetorical canons, after having spent all fucking day e-mailing their dick face little friends and telling them, “Come on over to the SDMB!! We’ve got Lib on the ropes, and he’s ready to blow!!!” Fucking assholes! Shit ass COWARDS! 
TAKE ME ONE ON ONE YOU FUCKING PRICKS! :mad: GOD CURSE YOUR UNHOLY MOTHERS AND THE JACKALS THAT FUCKED THEM!!! :mad: :mad: I DON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT!!! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, I WON’T GIVE YOU THE FUCKING SATISFACTON!!! REMOVE MY FUCKING POSTING PRIVILEGES!!! GO AHEAD AND BAN ME!!! THAT’S WHAT YOU WANTED, ISN’T IT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: THAT WAS THE FUCKING PLAN, WASN’T IT!!! I HATE YOUR FUCKING ASSES!!! SUCK MY ASS-BOIL, YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!! I’M LEAVING THIS MESSAGE BOARD FOREVER!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Unless, of course, the gentle person was refering to someone else, in which case, nevermind.
Tell us how you really feel, Lib…
Actually, if you notice I said “former” Dopers.
You ass boil!
Sam
WOW Lib, that pretty much scared the shit outa me! :eek:
You know, as soon as I clicked “Submit” I saw that and did this :smack:. But I hate when people post solely to correct a typo, so I didn’t. Nothing personal, my friend… I’m sorry.
Liberal, I don’t pay much attention to usernames, and have only recently ventured into GD and GQ, so I don’t know your history as well as everyone else does, but after reading that post, I can’t wait 'til you go FreakFreely on us! 
I blame society. Plus childhood trauma. Oh, and everybody in Chapel Hill. Just 'cause Carolina sucks. 
Oh man, I wonder how many people in here actually remember that incident…
Don’t forget to drag it across World Eater’s nose as you go. That seems to be the hip thing to do these days – all the kids are doing it.
Ohfercrissake, Balduran, get your goddamn panties out of a twist. This is a board devoted to fighting ignorance, a goal we’ve rather lost in all the handwringing and {{{{hugging}}}} MPSIMS crap. Anyone who’s feeling genuinely crappy enough to be doing any serious harm needs to back the fuck away from the keyboard and get, say, a real life and a real shrink, and not necessarily in that order.
Maybe the solution is to get rid of MPSIMS. I do think blogging rather takes care of that particular, non-mission-related need.
Looks at the menu…'Scuse me, is the Mexican dick uncut?
Doh, I mean SolGrundy’s nose, of course. I can’t keep all the noses and balls in this thread straight.
Don’t forget Diane, you’re supposed to floss twice a day. Mind the pubes now.
Also, I think Liberal is my new hero.
The only thing that could have made that post by Lib better would be to have put the word cunt in 72 point font.
Amen, Brother.
Haj
Holy Shit. This thread is the funniest fucking thing I read so far this week.
Ahhhh…it reminds me of the “good old days” here in the pit.
And before anyone asks:
- I’m not sucking any dick
- Nobody will be dragging thier balls across my nose
- I also had sex with Nell Carter
- My nipples were bigger than Nell’s, but her’s were hairier :eek:
So, in conclusion, keep fighting the good fight people. We will reclaim our Pit!
Demo, you didn’t answer my question (oh, no, I feel so…ignored!).